Care for a spin off of a Neonman poem?

Question: Care for a spin off of a Neonman poem!?

If Neon Is Cadillacing
By S!.F!. Reborn

If Neonman is Cadillacing,
How do I Dodge the Ram or his Hemi!?
I've Saturn my butt the whole day
But I sure don't want no Yukons in me!.

When will I stop Chevroleting around,
With girls named Infinity and Lexus!?
You can bet Yaris her man Camry wants to fight,
So I'm Honda my way to Texas!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Ah, but you missed the definition;

cadillacing
n!. (Slang) relaxing; taking it easy

Now, I certainly would take it easy in my Cadillac! Cadillacing in my Cadillac! Fun poem, nevertheless!.
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Absolutely delightful! I especially like the last line because you used the word "Honda" as "on the"!. tWww@QuestionHome@Com

Corrola over here and ride to Tacoma in my Toy ota ota ota!.!.

ahhhh!.!. I had to try it!.!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Clever do as clever does!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Needed a laugh on this cold, gray Sunday!. Even Ocean is off limits, with high wind warnings!. Whatever would I do without you guys!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too funny here Semper!. Well done spin of the tires!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A Foreign Model Says
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Mercedes okay if I Seat
around due to my sore Fiats

Ouch !.!.this dress
hurts my Beamers!.

For Lancia'll
have a salad!.!Www@QuestionHome@Com