A New Love Poem - Comments ?

Question: A New Love Poem - Comments !?

When I Met You Last Night The Cracks
In My Walls Filled And I Felt Like Silly –
…!.But I Could Not Tell You How I Felt
Because You Were ……………………!.
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I knew when I saw you
It was you –
The one who I knew
Should be mine –
But sadly I
Couldn’t tell you
How I felt
Because
You were
Ralphing
In my
Bidet!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

It wasn't me, it wasn't me!.
I use Bidet to wash the baby in!.
So tell me how you felt
I don't give a cent!

( this last one got a rhyme but it was not in my intentions!.!.!.!.)

The way you use that Bidet word is just exceptional and it gives the whole character to this wonderful poem!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ahh the flush of love at first sight! There's nothing quite like it to inspire a poet!.

Dare you wash that bidet ever again!? The scent of her lingers!.!.!.!.

I'm happy for barf of you!.!.!.!.!.may you barf grow to navigate the S bends of life together!.!.!.(did you get her phone number, since she was using YOUR "Big White Telephone"!? )Www@QuestionHome@Com

damn dude, that evoked such powerful memories of frat parties gone horribly wrong especially when the beer ran out

Then there was that one time!.!.!.!.!.!.

Hey how about a poem about self love!? You know, different strokes, different folks theme!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You never want to get involved with someone puking in a bidet! There aren't that many bidets in the States anyway!.
Interesting minimalist imagery!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

,Hmm, mind if I say that I prefer the cook and his recipes but then if this is the reaction to your cookies Sir!.!.!.!.I can only appreciate the chain reaction Lol bye-byeWww@QuestionHome@Com

Dude! Even Though I don't know some of the words, i know you have a strong feeling for her!. I give it a thumbs up!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

First, there is something wrong with a man having a bidet! Now as to bidet diving, whatever turns you on! lol Tell Ralph to stay home next time when you have something important to share!Www@QuestionHome@Com

That scenario,,,,has to be love unconditional!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I KNEW IT! You ARE a romantic! Hahaha!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This could have come right out of a Bukowski volume!.

If I had a Bidet, everyone would crap at my house!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It has been written that love is strange and goes where it wants you've made me a believer at long last!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ralphing In your Bidet !? That was intrusive, without a doubt!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm concerned you're attracted to women who are too classy for you !.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have a bidet!? You were getting your crush drunk!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

" BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO " !!
***CLAPPING***
Standing ovation for you !!
And the Y/A crowd goes WILD !!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Bidet to you, sir!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Looks ok, but what is Ralphing!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Don't you mean!.!.!."A New Like Poem"!?!.!.!.I Love itWww@QuestionHome@Com

A picture of loviness indeed!. Were you polite enough to hold her hair for her!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why do you keep telling me lies!? ;)Www@QuestionHome@Com

If they fill the whole in your bidet !.!.!. they're the one!Www@QuestionHome@Com

lol Silly I like it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i think you write the most romantic, sweetest lines i've ever read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You inspire me!.!.!.!. you may see me try one of these Poems yet!!.!.
!.!.!. nice poemWww@QuestionHome@Com

You meet the most charming people!. I'm like so moved!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't think I'll ever stop laughing! Great work brother!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is the freakin best!.!.love it!.!.* claps hands in delight!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have a lump in my throat, I'm so movedWww@QuestionHome@Com

Tugs at the heart strings :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

sorry i dont know what ralphing means nor do i know what bidet means !?!?!?!?!? :(Www@QuestionHome@Com

momma told u to shop aroundWww@QuestionHome@Com