What do you think of this 'Sweet Love Poem' poem?

Question: What do you think of this 'Sweet Love Poem' poem!?

You wanted my heart, soul
On Layaway!.!.!.
That ain't gonna get
Jack!.
You can't afford the full
Price of Love!?
You ain't gonna get little
By little!.!.!.Jack!
And, uh, just a thought!.!.!.
How many other Layaways
Are you checking on!.!.!.!?
Mr!. Jack be Nimble,
Mr!. Jack be Quick,
Fixin to get your *ss
Singed
By Love's flaming
Candlestick!.!.!.
Don't knock, knock, knock!.!.!.
Cause I'm gone, gone, gone!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Very eloquent and sweet!. Makes me want to cuddle!. Oh, how I love the shopping season!. Stocking up on garage sale items for the summer is what it is!.

Edit: Sarcasim is something I'm still trying to master with the written word!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Jack be nimble,Jack be quick,fixing to get his *** kicked! Nice! I agree,he got what was coming to him! The line about fixing to get his *** singed,by a candle stick! Makes me think You want to brand him as a jerk! Just like the cow he is!! Www@QuestionHome@Com

I read the poem before the comments!. I thought it was the cutest, realist, and uniquest poem I've read in a long time!. I'm still laughing!. Thanks!. Love on lay-a-way!. Who would've thought of it!.!.!. YOU!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

All or nothing, no Mister-in- Between!.
If he doesn't want to commit, there's the door!.
Life's to short!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Maybe it is better this way; a borrowed love is never cleansed before it is returned!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Now Jack will have to eat his lunch all by himself!

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=rFeBo8M4R!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!.!.!.!.but it is still wit!.!.!.you shimmy under the bar with room to spare with this - well done!. Let's limbo! Www@QuestionHome@Com

it takes two to shop!.
funny they both have a price,
the customer and the store!.

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Woo Hoo! I have someone I'd love to send this to! Well penned with humor and acid!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I so love your sweet romantic side! lol "How many other layaways" great image!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

too angry

sorryWww@QuestionHome@Com

With love like that, who needs hatred!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's really cute and so true!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I agree with TMG-OWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'd say he got what he deserves!Www@QuestionHome@Com

hmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.uh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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