Can you write a small ridiculous poem parody about Star Wars?

Question: Can you write a small ridiculous poem parody about Star Wars!?

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In all and all, the truth behind this myth,
Lies deep beneath this superficial fight!.
In truth there is the jedi and the sith!.
The balanced know the darkness and the light!.
So Yoda taught the peace within the force,
Yet Darkness reared its ugly little head,
And so the knight proceeded on his course
To seek the scales of which the jedi tread!.
The darkness called from every open trace
And sealed the cracks between the bad and good!.
Yet light reached out beyond the shadow's face
And lit the fire beneath each "can't" that could!.

The force is known to those who know by couth,
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Anakin was born, then his good was torn
luke came to battle, but ended up riding in his fathers saddle
Yoda said, let there be hot girls in my bed
deathstar destroyed, by teenagers using toys

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Ate no fiber
Too much cheese
The pain's intense
I'm on my knees!.

Yoda's screaming
Yes, of course!.
I Gotta crap, so
USE THE FORCE!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Do your own homework!. May the force be with you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You talkinta me!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Light sabers are cool
dun dun, dun dun dun DUN DUN!
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