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Question: Let's assume you were wandering through the woods and happened upon a cave!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.and inside that cave sat Bigfoot in a plastic lawn chair, watching old Tom and Jerry cartoons on his VHS recorder!.
Let us further assume the floor of the cave was littered with thousands of bones and thousands of empty Pringles cans!.
He sees you and offers you only a poem, a Haiku of sorts, and that poem is!.!.!.!.!.!.!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
"Am I high!?-That aint right"/
Oh my gosh what a sight,,,/
But what you see befor you is not a dream/
Psychedelic it may seem/
Now Take a seat/
Have a beer n rest your feet/
But when you leave/
This tale you cannot speak/
For surely they will not beleive your words/
Except for birds, and mad men in psychowards/
Im not much of a poet but i used to like writing rap songs when i was younger!. And where did you come up with an idea like this from hehhe!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
This cave is big enough for two!.
Come on in and join me do!.
I beg you please ignore the mess,
My manners are not of the best!.
Sit down,and make your self at home,
At last I am not on my own!.
Would you share a bite to eat!?
A pringle or a bone,!.!.!.!.No meat!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Walk right in
sit right down
honey let your hair
hang down
everybodys talkin
about a new way of walkin
do you wanna lose your mind!?
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My love, my heart and soul, a single pringle for your thoughts !.!.!.!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Hullo there,
your jaw is dropping,
Time has changed,
human are rare bones
and hav turned veg!.!.!.the CRUNCH reminds me of bones!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Walk in , walk in
Have a Yamster on a stick
and make sure I'll
Always have a bone to pick
It's hell being single
eatin'nothing but
rodents
with pringleWww@QuestionHome@Com
An odorous subhuman
a bone collector
has picked you for his next guest!. Www@QuestionHome@Com
I don't know, but for a minute there, I imagined my father sitting there!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
darned bigfooted, long haired, eating junkfood all day old (wanna be) hippieWww@QuestionHome@Com
This poem
is without wisdom
in this garbage heap
does this chair
come with a pillow!.
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Pringles fill me up!.
Tom and Jerry make me laugh!.
I grind bones for bread!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Bigfoot eats nothing
but Pringles and fresh rodent!.
The Adkins diet!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Do you like troll bones
I am paleolithic
I like them with chipsWww@QuestionHome@Com
Do you want dessert!?
Don't eat those, eat these instead;
Those aren't choc'late chips!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Proctor and Gamble
is nearby!. Some of these guys
worked the graveyard shiftWww@QuestionHome@Com
Enter my cave
And take a seat
My Pringles are all gone
So chew on a nice bone!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I am a Bigfoot in need
for the love of god tell me
you brought some good weed!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Seen you hangin' in
Between the S's and L's -
Medium rare!.!.!. Yum !Www@QuestionHome@Com
Wafting aroma
Blue gray thick clouds deter men
Time to wait—outsideWww@QuestionHome@Com
Did you bring the beer!?
I cannot eat Pringles if
You forgot the beer!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Bigfoot in your chair,
do not cast your evil eye
upon my pringles!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Enter at own risk
but the bones are not human
I like ribs with chips
PromiseWww@QuestionHome@Com
Hello, I'm Bigfoot
I took the place of Wall-E
this is just garbageWww@QuestionHome@Com
Come sit with me please
Help me finish this chicken
The bucket is big
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Would you like a drink!?
My mouth is dry from eating
Chicken and Pringles!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
A main course
I am blessed
Don't run!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'm feeling hungry
Oh goody here comes dinner
I won't have to cookWww@QuestionHome@Com
YOU ARE WEIRD
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youre not UPS
or the dish satelite guy!.
who smells like sausage!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
If You offer Me a rib!. I"ll let You sit for a bit!Www@QuestionHome@Com