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Question: Is Chuck Norris eventually going to be part of all of our lives!?
Chuck Norris stole my woman
I was gonna fight him
but I didn't feel like getting off the couch
and he was all sweaty and wild!.
It kinda killed my appetite so I
let him have her and thought about lobster
meat
soaked in butter but it was no use, I was
sick with shame and indifference!.
Chuck has a dumb laugh,
like he's not sure what sounds
to make!. I laughed for him
while she packed the SUV with cigarettes
and wine!.
"The dog stays" I said, and Chuck
got mad and tried to pet the old boy
but those teeth ain't nothin' to f*ck with
and the hand never got
to the head!.
"Yeah, he stays" I said again and she lit a smoke
and waited!.
On the way out, he karate chopped the mailbox
in half and I wondered
if I still had that fence post
in the garage!.
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really awesome! more more more!
a gif animation of this would be cool!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Very visual! But I don't think we have to worry! There are enough people that have answered Your question,that offer up to wip his **** for You! Let them go get him! LOL! I certainly hope that Your hand is ok! And I wonder!? Didn't she have anything to pack,but smokes&wine!? Hell with her,my friend! Just go for those lobsters! Nice write!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I hope not; Chuck Norris is a bozo!. Skip the butter on your lobster, you're on a diet, remember!.!.!. XD also, Iano can't sell you that bridge, he doesn't own it!. I do!. Why just yesterday I purchased it from a consortium of 400 enterprises!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Want me to go fight him!? That's not right, the jerk!. just kidding!. great poem, quiet funny, I really can see a little bit of everyday observations made by you in here, I can tell this is your writing style, straightforward and imaginative :DWww@QuestionHome@Com
to answer your question - he already is!. Whether we like it or not!. We all see him on T!.V!., Movies, and magazines - making him a part (if very small) of our lives!.
As for the rest of that, I don't really get!. I guess i just don't understand the style of poetry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Chuck is no match for you Mag! Gee I'm glad you kept the dog and can repair the letterbox!. Glad something good has come out of all this!. Great to see you overcoming the grief reaction too!. We'll send care packages round to your place real soon!.
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Oh, my gosh! WHAT a fun read!
Even in sillyness, you can lay out a story that is SO visual!
I SAW her smoking that cigarette and him karate chopping the mailbox!.
Thanks, just what the doctor ordered!
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I like the style of this, very "Bukowski" though I imagine you've heard enough of that!
The style flows easily, conversational in tone, with a redraft I think it could be great!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
You did the right thing, Mag!.
Let him take that no-good woman
-at least you have one loyal companion!.
That woman's gonna think twice about her decision to go with Carlos once Gina & Kathwah have wrestled with him for a while!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Chuck wasnt using his noggin for sure!. You should of made a citizens arrest because its a Federal offense to damage mailboxes!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
CHUCK NORRIS IS THE FREAKIN MAN! I LOVE ALL OF THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! I HAVE A COOL T SHIRTS THAT SAY CHUCH NORRIS BUILT THE HOSPITAL HE WAS BORN IN AND ONE THAT SAYS CHUCK NORRIS TEARS CURE CANCER! COOL DUDE!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I loved it!!
i was kinda lookin' forward to meetin' him someday, but since I know I don't have a fence post or a garage, hoping now he'll stay outta my town!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
For a poem about a completely washed-up loser, it's not bad!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I figure Kevin Bacon will eventually be part of our lives !.!.!.!.!. 6 degrees of separation!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Babe!.!.!.cancel the cable and go get her some flowers!. Don't worry about the mail box!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Oh no!.!.!.you got him all wrong!.!.!.my son met him and his wife last year and his wife is "hot"!.!.!.you must've been dreamin'
!.!.!.always thinkin' ahead on the "repairs"!.!.!.there, thereWww@QuestionHome@Com
Block him Mag!. Report him and block him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I don't notice the growth when I come here day-to-day!. When I go away for a week!.!.!.everybody learnded something!.
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The word is mightier than the karate chop!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I will take him on!.///Www@QuestionHome@Com
Whats the point of using Chuck Norris!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
I hear the dumb in my own laugh!.
Very man-card as usual,
with all the visuals!.
hee hee uh ha ha uh
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Can I have a cigarette!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
I don't get the fascination with him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well, it's better than Steven Segal (puke) that's for sure!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Thanks for my first morning giggle!.!.!.damn Chuck for!.!.!.!.!.bustin' the mailbox!!.!.!.xxxWww@QuestionHome@Com
hopefully chuck norris can all be in our lives just not end themWww@QuestionHome@Com
oh my gosh!.!.!.what the heck!? where do you come up with this stuff!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Chuck permeates all our lives these days, even on the net !!.
just for fun type - find Chuck Norris in your search box!.
On top this should appear in the results:
Chuck Norris - Google Search
click on that and the following should appear :
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you!.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found!.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents!.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person
I ain't kidding - It's true,
I thought that was hilarious !!.
Now go walk that faithful dog!.
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What an absolute masterpiece of sublime poetry!. Fit to take its place in the hallowed halls of history as one of the most profound examples of verse ever to be presented on the poetry pages!. Ponders the human condition in all its complexity and delivers with a powerful punch to the solar plexus, reflecting as it does on humankind's struggle to lift itself from the mire which threatens to engulf it!. A tour de force of creative writing that leaves lesser offerings trailing in its wake!.
As you can see from my assessment of the above poem, my critical credentials are impeccable, as is my honesty!. You know I am to be trusted!. I happen to own a big golden bridge in San Francisco which I am selling for a really good price should anyone be interested!.Www@QuestionHome@Com