Do you have a poem you would like to share?

Question: Do you have a poem you would like to share!?

feel free you post it on here!.

heres mine:

Billy was a little ghost,
Who liked to eat a lot of toast,
One day he woke up in his bed,
To find he wasnt really dead

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Late last night upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go awayWww@QuestionHome@Com

Thats a cute a little poem!. Here is one of mine!.

Oh, how men do have heavy hearts
That weigh them down to the Ocean's floor
To heavy to carry, to horid to bear!.
Cast away all pretentions to
A home so vaguely unknown
And rest sunken and withered
On some lonsome bottom floor
Where no man dare to go, but all men seem to stray!.
It is here in this vassel I travel this land
Of ill begotten men, and ill fogotten lore!.
This haven, this Hell is home to me dear,
So forget me my love,
My Heaven is here!.

Copywritted Baby Jay Delavega 2007
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There was an old women of dundee,
who out of her bottom grew an old plum tree,
and no one would taste of a plum,
because they came out of an old womans bum

There were three witches of Kent,
who took an old man in a tent,
they pulled down his breeches,
the dirty old bitches,
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Downstairs he went
a Postie was knocking
with a power bill in his hands
"Oh good a letter for me" says Billy
quite happily!
and then with indrawn breath and a cry
of "How Much!"
He falls over and bashes his head, dazed
he wishes he was dead!

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Cupid, I pity you!.

wanted selfishly by everyone
wanted selflessly by noone

each day causing starred sight
each day causing shining smiles
each day causing happiness!.

You can't tickle yourself!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's not Valentine's Day,
but your he/she still loves you!Www@QuestionHome@Com

lesnargo!.!.!.!.!.!.sick, sick and sick!

The last two lines of a poem by W!.B Yeats spring to mind
"!.!.I have spread my dreams under your feet
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is a smart people poem, so it's very corny!.

Johnny was a scientist
But now he is no more
'Cuz what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

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we have joy we have fun chasing ******* with a gun but the joy never lasts because the bastards run to fastWww@QuestionHome@Com

Buttercup:

In the grassy field you sit!.
Blowing in the wind!.
Along comes a cow!.
Eats you up!.
My poor buttercup!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

i am a wee scottie
who likes a wee totie
but when i`v had a lottie
i fall on my bottie
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violets are blue
roses are black
i thought i killed you
but now your back

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No!. Thanks for asking!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love you more!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me
I know it's sad but it's making me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Because you love me and I love you more

It's sick but who could ever predict we'd be doin' the same s-hit
We say that we do it for our baby but we don't, we do it for us
It's lust, 'cuz neither one of us trusts each other so we f-uck
'till we bust, 'till c-uss each other out, we know what it's about
Shout 'till I throw you out the house, you throw me out the house
I throw you on the couch, punch you in the mouth, we fist fight
'till we turn this mother out and apologize after, laughter
Pain, it's insane, we're back in the same chapter again
And it's sad but it's true, when i'm laying here with you
There ain't nothing anyone could ever say or ever do 'cuz

The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me
I know it's sad but it's making me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Because you love me and I love you mor

'Cuz I hate you, do you hate me!?
Good, 'cuz you're so f-uckin beautiful when you're angry
It makes me wanna just take you and just throw you
on the bed and f-uck you like I don't even know you
You F-UCK other people and I F-UCK other people
You're a S-LUT, but i'm equal, i'm a MUTT, we're both evilin our ways
but neither one of us would ever admit it

'Cuz one of us would have one up on the other so forget it
We can make accusations, people spread rumours
But they ain't got proof, 'till they do, it's just the two of us
You and me, 'cuz any chick can say that she's screwin' me
But you gotta believe it to a degree 'cuz true indeed
If you didn't I wouldn't be hittin', yeah I would
'Cuz the sex is too damn good, if I ran, who would I run to
that would be this soft and warm!? So it's off and on

Usually more off then on but at least we know that we
Share this common bond, you're the only one I can f-uck
without a condom on, I hope the only reason that I cope
Is 'cuz of that fact and I can bust in that, and that's why

The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me
I know it's sad but it's making me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Because you love me and I love you more

can never understand it, that's why I don't try
From junior high until we both die, you silly hoe why must we try
Is it really so rough that we must always call each other's Billy Goat's Gruff

Try to pull each other's legs until the other begs
We're lying to ourself, that's the beauty of it, yeah
'Cuz we truly love each other, that's why we always fight
And all we do is shove each other every other f-uckin' night
And it's clear, it ain't gonna change, this pinned up rage
We both have, we both feel like we've been upstaged
By someone else, we both been someone else's someone else
The problem is neither one wants help, it's an addiction
And it can't be fixed, our family's mixed up
There's a baby sister in the mix and it hurts 'cuz the pieces to the puzzle don't fit

And anybody who thinks he knows us doesn't know ****
And they're probably just tired of hearing it all the time on every song
Every lyric and every rhyme, all the hoopla, all of the woopty woo
What you put me through, f-uckin' woopty do
But I won't be made a fool of, if this is true love
You wouldn't do what you did last time, you wouldn't screw up
This time, 'cuz this time girl i'm tellin you what
You do it again and i'm f-uckin' you up 'cuz no matter

What you say, what you do
I'ma hunt you down 'till I find you
No matter where you run, i'll be right there
Right behind you in your nightmares
So much for them flowers, and the candy
All the times that you threw it back at me
Told me you hate me, you 'gon hate me more
When you find out you can't escape me, whore

The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me
I know it's sad but it's making me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Because you love me and I love you more Www@QuestionHome@Com