What do you think of 'Scarey Movies...Tell Me Why...' poem?

Question: What do you think of 'Scarey Movies!.!.!.Tell Me Why!.!.!.' poem!?

!.!.!.when a monster is lurking,
People open the door to see where it is!?
!.!.!.when the knocking stops,
People open the door to see where it went!?
!.!.!.when a noise comes from the basement,
People go down there to see what it is!? Sans light!.
!.!.!.when the monster's in the woods,
People, with or without flashlight, search in those woods!?
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Personal philosophy: Monster is out there!. I'm inside, 30!.06
on lap, chambered, phoning SWAT!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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And the car NEVER FREAKIN' STARTS THE FIRST TIME!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I like them also,to a point! The ones with the chainsaws and such,I think are a waste of film! Then there are the ones that are so corney,You laugh more than get scared!! The phone always rings&they actually answer it!? I"m with You,with staying inside with the 30!.06,and phoning swat! Never would I go looking for it!Www@QuestionHome@Com

The only scarey movie I've ever sat through was Edgar Allan Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart - a second feature film to the main film!.!.!.nothing happened but I was scared sh*itless!. Never wished to repeat the experience so haven't ever watched anything scarey since other than Michael Jackson's Thriller video and wotsisnames 'Shaun of the Dead'
!.!.!.!.I love this poem, though!.!.!.!.it's!.!.!.!.!.well, different!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I admit to being pure coward, I think the last scary movie I saw was "Young Frankenstein"!. I have never seen the likes of the crazy characters who feel they need to walk into a chain saw!.!.!.too much in real life!. Now where is my copy of the Wizard of Oz!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sometimes it is just relaxing to think nonsense,
and sit on the edge of the seat!.

But I don't like or watch the bloody hacking heads off ones!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Knock! Knock!
Come in!.
Grrrooowwwwwllllllllll!.
Mother in law is in the bedroom, third door on the left, clean your own mess!.
GGGrrrrooowwwwlllllllllllllll!.
Don't mention it, bon appetit!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thank goodness it is only a monster at the door!. I thought it might be another political solicitation again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I hate scary movies!. I couldn`t even watch the Abott and Costello
movies!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I like to watch (well-made) scary movies (e!.g The Shining), may be because it has a link to the dark side, the mystery of the unknown!.
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i constantly scream at the tv telling them that the spook is behind them!. there are a few i like but then there are some that just don't make senseWww@QuestionHome@Com

Every one has a monster lurking, it is their every day living!.
Good oneWww@QuestionHome@Com

Women in heels running in the woods deserve to get got!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Some scary movies okay but others are so dumb that they were a waste of film!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The monsters always catches you know matter how fast you run and they are walking!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

And, for God's sake, don't look in the mirror!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm with you, let the monsters alone & get HELP!!!!

As for the 30!.06, I'd probably just shot myself in the foot!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

In all great movies people run UP stairs to get away!.

I'm like WTF !?Www@QuestionHome@Com

What's scary to me that people pay good money to see these horror films!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

It's a weird world we live in!. I am beginning to prefer the virtual world, in spite of its trolls!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There!.!.!.you done spoiled the plot again! Damn!. I wonder if I can get a refund!Www@QuestionHome@Com