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Question: What do you think of 'Snidely Will Fight For Custody' morning pome!?
Want an English garden
By the sea, today, all day,
But, it's up with alarm, at
The Dawn!.!.!.Tuesday!?

We're having macaroni!
It's made with Mastroantoni!.!.!.
Uh, Elizabeth!? No sense
Out of Me, nope, not this

Morning! HA! Typing is it's
Own reward for getting sleep!.!.!.
As to PEEPS, 3 days!.!.!.*out to
Coop, flashlit stepping!. Shakes

Coop handily!. Everything flying
Out!. No Snidely!. Okay, then!.!.!.*
CROW-YA-BLASTED-ROOSTER!!!
Silence!. Somethin ain't overly

Right about that!.!.!.!.
SSSHHHH-I'M-LISTENING-TO-THE-PEEPS!!!!
They're rustling in the shells!?
YEP!-AND-THEY'RE-PRETTY-FEISTY-TOO!!!

*grabs Snidely, tosses his feathers,
and him, out the coop* Now, go
Walk around!!! Snidely has 'nest'
Legs, stumbling around yard!.!.!.

See!? That's what happens, when
Ya stay on a nest too long!
Walk straight, some corn, you'll
Be fine! GEEEEZZZ! I gotta

Look after a setting rooster!
CORNGIVER-THAT-WAS-JUST-MEAN!!!
Yep, some would see it like that,
But NOT! Done this before!

You gotta have your health, to
Look after those PEEPS!
UPS-DELIVERED-A-LETTER-FROM-HEN!!!
And!? What's the problem with that!?

SHE'S-ON-HER-WAY-BACK-FROM-BOLIVIA!!!
And, what's the problem with that!?
SHE-AIN"T-GETTING-MY-PEEPS!!!
Oh lawd!!! There's gonna be a

Fight!?
YOU-GOT-IT!!!I'M-FIGHTING-FOR-CUSTODY!!.!.!.
And, uh, who's gonna be your
Lawyer in this fight!?

YOU-ARE-!!!I-WANT-MY-PEEPS!!!

This case will set a precedent!!!

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Us Daddy Roosters have rights ya know!.!.!.!.!.
I been sittin on the eggs longer than her!.
Besides!.!.!.she's a Porn Queen in Bolivia!.
She can just stay there!.

Bad Morning !!!
No Coffee, no Cornflakes, nothin!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.and the ship is stuck on a sand bar!.!.!.
bilge pumps burned out!.!.!.silt settling in!.!.!.
Call the Coast Guard for Cornflakes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
and Coffee !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

A cockfight and Me,is not to be! As for the Hen I"d let Her in! The English garden,by the sea sounds wonderful to Me! I do believe that's were I"ll take my tea!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You!.!.!.have a twisted mind to concoct this variation! lol A cockfight in the courtroom!. Custody battle supreme! lol GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Could not understand it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wait til all those chicks start poopin in the coop!. Snidely will be sorry he has custody then!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'm stayin' outta that cockfight!. I hate the sight of blood!

Good Morning to you and that contrary rooster!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Snidely may be doomed today, I pray not, but he seems much to proud to ever send a humble SOS!.!.- GMWww@QuestionHome@Com

keep those "Good Morning" fight for custody poems coming!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Got to watch out for "nest leg" , it'll get you every time!.
Aww, sweet little peeps, they'll be out soon runnin' round hither and yon!. Keepin' The Snidely on his toes then, they will, no time for sittin' still!.
What!? Now hen decides to come home! A whole lot to late, if you ask me! Send her packin'!
I don't know about Corngiver, but this one here needs her COFFEE now!. Have a good day, Elys, thank you & Snidely for the laugh!Www@QuestionHome@Com