Well, it worked. After reading some criticism..?

Question: Well, it worked!. After reading some criticism!.!.!?

of my last poem, "Salt and Pepper", I have decided I'm not cut out for this poetry stuff!.
A highly disrespected and self-made word butcher, Alfred, Lord Tennyson, has made me realize that if even HE cannot find depth and mystery in my poem about cooking, then I have surely failed to reach anybody else!.

I leave you with my last words:

I likes me some rhymes
and some good and fun times
but my letters they fall on deaf ears
I also like flowers
and sweet super powers
but my Pinto is stuck in 1st gear!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

There's a place in P&S
Don't settle for anything less
There's a place for you in P&S

Where your Questions can be dumb
and will be answered by us scum
Oh, please return to P&S

The Poets may kick you out
But surely, without a doubt
we welcome you back to P&S

There's no reason to rhyme
when we offer a good time
over here in good ol' P&S

So get your @ss over here
and have cold glass of beer
So the party can start
including you !.!.!.!.!. Old Fart

This horrible bit of Poetry was brought to you by The Flyindustman !.
( and this is on a good day !)!.

So let our BUK go or else I'll hit this section with the really bad stuff!.
And that is a promise!!.
( He was only out on loan anyway )

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Ha, surely you jest! Last words, pfft!
You are going to listen to him rather than to me!?
I GOT that one, gave it a 10!.!.!.
the metaphor of salt and pepper for our black and white words on the screen!.!.!.shake shake shake them on the page for food for all, I thought was GREAT!
As with any fine meal, it's all in the presentation!.!.!.!.and the appetite of those being served!.

maWww@QuestionHome@Com

Now he is gone
Dearly departed
His words are all we have to recall!.!.!.!.
His elusive, yet effusive glimpses
Trippings that trapped us
And the Turds, oh yes the Turds

My sausage at half mast, I salute
and raise my pants

Hail Hank!.!.!.All hail Hank

WOW!.!.!.it sure is hard to be cool sometimes!.!.!.but I'll keep trying, despite the updraftWww@QuestionHome@Com

huh!.!.
and what of those who enjoy reading your words!.!.!.eh!?!
My 'critique' was
totally tongue in cheek
If t'was real praise you sought
I can always be bought!.
'F' em if they can't take a joke,
Better they pull on a toke!.
Thought people liked to laugh
Yowzers, did I make a gaff!.

finis!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

ALT is another incarnation of Iano!. He thinks he's outsmarted us again, but he has such a distinctive voice!. Another Yahoo! pseudointellectual!. It makes the people here who actually study look bad!. As for turds; I'm standing in them!.!.!.wait!.!.!.I mean by them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well I like your poetry offerings!. So please don't stop!. As to salt and pepper, don't you know you catch more flies with honey then you do vinegar!? Well you also can catch them with some sh <censored>t!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

don't leave!. that dude is no good!. he has a lot of stuff that don't compare to yours!. i do enjoy the little things you have put on my soul!. never stop what you know!. bring it out every once in a while, please!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Shuttup Y/A !. I am yelling and I have mis-SPELT!. )
Surely you jest!?

Ma, Indeed!

I, too, got the last poem!. As I said, food for the Gods!. As poetry is known to be!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Mag I was only just jestin' ya
about ye salt and pepper
(okay, maybe I missed the metaphor)

Besides, Tennyson is a bag of douche Www@QuestionHome@Com

If no one appreciates me here but my friends, that's good enough for me!. I appreciate your beautiful words!.

And I could probably help you with that gear sticking problem!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Have you thought about changing "Pinto" in the last line to "Jaguar"!? Might add a touch of class and irony as well as depth and mystery!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Okay, bye!.
And, within 2!.5 seconds you'll be back with another outstanding poem!.!.!.SOB!!!! Kleenex needed!.!.!.cue cards, and stage snacks!!!! Uh, did I get the drama right!? heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeee!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'll love ya no matter if you are here or back home in P&S!.!.!. just promise a Buk show soon! I miss them!
And for the record!.!.!.some of your poetry has really touched me!.Thank you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oh!. no!.!.!.I apologize!.!.!.that's what I get for answering questions off the cuff after dealing with wounds all day long! Sorry!.!.!.You really are a Mag!. Opus, you know!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I missed that one but I've enjoyed all the others of yours I've read and I wish you wouldn't stop!. Don't be a bonehead!Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's my favorite avatar!. I like the FIRE! (two syllables)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Did Bluebird write "without a doubt" !?

Helll effing NO ! If you go to P/S I'm packin' my Tumi 'swell!.

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OMG! That's the best peom I ever read! Did u rite it!? I know it's a pome cuz it rimes!. I lik flowers to!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you are loved :-)Www@QuestionHome@Com

i've been told im not funny either, but it doesn't stop me from tryingWww@QuestionHome@Com

To be highly disrespected by you is a sort of honor among real men, and I thank you for that!. However, your little bit of doggerel written here is not much different than what you wrote earlier in full earnestness, so my respect for your talents remains unaltered!. I would like to assure TD -- may I assume that your initials stand for thumbs down, or perhaps tone deaf -- that I have never been known as lano here or anywhere else!. The unimaginable has occurred: there are at least two intelligent and educated gentlemen on this page (lano and myself)!. Have you any interest in making it more than two!. Mr!. Mag, you keep piling these things up beside your picture, and the flies will keep flocking!. Best wishes, and have a blissful evening!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

TD, how can you be so consistently wrong and not even be embarrassed by the fact!? True, I am educated, intelligent, articulate, witty, erudite, windswept and interesting, but so are a whole host of others!. The similarity you claim to see between me and any other individual(s) is the similarity of expression that all educated people of a certain age possess!. There is no shortage of dull-witted, self-obsessed, deluded, would-be poets on this site, but I don't make the mistake of asserting that all of them are you, which, going by your stunted logic, I would be entitled in so doing!. Let me spell it out for you one more time and give you a bt of a clue because you don't seem to have one!. I use none of my avatars to comment on the postings of the others!. If that was the case I'd be drowning in best answers!. However, you DO know me!.!.!.we've met several times!. Now!.!.!.go and ask The Shadow!.!.!.HE knows!.

Apologies, Buk, for using your posting to address the inaccuracies and lies perpetrated by one of your other visitors, but it's the most appropriate place to do it, considering that he's using it as a platform to air his ridiculous claims!.

TD, you DID respond!.!.!.but only in your usual ineffectual, inadequate and "I'm running away, I've nothing to say" manner!. However, in response to your question!.!.!.because you don't have a leg to stand on!.Www@QuestionHome@Com