That was why, staple the eyes and seven dates for me to sell machines and tear o

Question: That was why, staple the eyes and seven dates for me to sell machines and tear on!?

who makes up such strange lyrics, and what does it mean!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

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It means she stapled some stupid persons eyes shut and then got on several bvuisness dates so that she could sell a product (machine) from canadia and that she was also on a date with a man!!!! ?Www@QuestionHome@Com