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Question: What say you to 'Snidely Better Sleep Now, Before The Eggs hatch!' morning pome!?
Puff, the Magic Dragon,
Lived by the sea, and
Frolicked in the Autumn
Mists in a land called!.!.!.
WHY-MUST-YOU-WAKE-UP-SINGING!?!?!?!?
Cause why wake up not
Singing!? Uh, want me to
Wake up talking!? Laughing!?
SOUNDS-LIKE-YOU'RE-DOODLE-DOING-THAT!!!.!.!.
Always do that!.!.!.!.
Hi ho!.!.!.it's off to work!.!.!.
Gnats! Don't wanna go!.!.!.
Eight days to go, Father
Of the year!!! Hen come back
Yet!? Tired of the nest!?
SHE-SENT-ME-A-NOTE-FROM-ST!.LOUIS!!!
But, you have the eggs!
Want an Elf to help you!?
DOODLE-HELL-NO-I'M-FINE!!!
AWWWW! Elves are neato!
THEY'D-USE-MAGIC-ON-THESE-EGGS!!!
Don't you want to see
The family sooner!?
Lil peeps!.!.!.fuzzy and stumbly!.!.!.
Running after you!.!.!.warm
And lil short legs!.!.!.and, you
Have to teach them
Everything!
EVERYTHING!?!?!?!?!?
Yep! Just like you taught
Me to crow!!!
YEAH-BUT-YOU-CAN'T FLY!!!!
Sure, I can!.!.!.words have
Wings!.!.!.their flying can
Be beautiful!.!.!.ever watch them!?
zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!
Nope, ain't gonna wake him
Up!.!.!.needs his rest now!.!.!.
Ain't gonna sleep after those
Eggs hatch!
Funny how lil chicks are
Like lil kids!.!.!.and fathers
Are like hens/roosters!.!.!.
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!Www@QuestionHome@Com
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sleep he needs to shut his "good morning" mouth!. that one was cute!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Daddy Emu always hatches the egg while Momma wanders all over the place!. Such devotion is an example to all Roosters etcetera!. Fifty six days and then he leads his brood about!. I don't think Momma has much to do after laying the eggs!. Like the Ostrich his brains is very small for the rest of his body!. Fathers need a bit more respect!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ah, this GM Snidely poem is really a goodie and I have always loved
"Puff" a favorite read and song, I shared with my son when he he was a child!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
The first stanza started out with one of my favourite songs, so i had to read it through,
It was funny and well as truthful!.
An interesting insight!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
a most pleasant good morning back at cha on this frosty morn
ain't gonna sleep no more, no more, ain't gonna sleep no more with lil peeps in his wake indeedWww@QuestionHome@Com
I guess that means we won't be able to get Snidelys endorsement for Canadian Cola now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
When did Snidely learn to fly!? Flapping and running and getting his feather duster in a twist isn't flying!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
Good mornin Elys, and good mornin chicken gumbo!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
g'maunin'Www@QuestionHome@Com
GM to you!. Better keep Puff away from the weed patch! Www@QuestionHome@Com
Good morning to you! very good!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Top o'the maun'n to ya!!,,,,Yeah i'm a little fuzzy & stumbly in the morning ,,,,Until my coffee ,,,Have a Great Week!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
ARRRRRRGGGHHHH !!!!
This egg thing is driving me to drink!.
I sit on the eggs and all I do is think!.
My bums so sore it's turning pink!.
The cats back!.!.!.I see her slink!.
She's fast!.!.!.quick as a blink!.
BOOO I holler to the lil bratfink!.
She's gone!.!.faster than I can wink!.
Off the wall and into the drink!.
The more she squirms the more she'll sink!.
Ha ha ha!.!.serves her right!.!.the lil!.!.
BRATFINK!!!
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I like to wake singing, as long as no one can hear me!.
Poor Snidely, guess he's on those eggs for the duration now!.
He gave hen a brake, you'd think she'd do the same!.
Silly hen, didn't know a good rooster when she had one, runnin' off like that!. Shame on her!. Bet she'll come back draggin' what tail feathers she has left!.
Sleep, Snidely, sleep now, while you can!.Www@QuestionHome@Com