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Question: I can't even take a crap without my brain stopping; what's wrong with me!?
We push the cannon-
ball towards the crack
and wait for expansion!.



A break in the action; sue me!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
These cannon balls sure get heavy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Expand the crack, the cannon-balls will slide and push the crap to the brain, and there we go!. Were do you think crappy ideas come from!?!



A reversed action, successfully experimented, universally applied on multiple Stages!Www@QuestionHome@Com

The troops are in position - fire away!

http://uk!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=w-4SRvGUtn!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You're a fecalphiliac!? Your obsession causes a brain disfunction and your mind goes blank!.
I've called my lawyer!.
No joke!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

As with childbirth
(which your words also described well!)
the labor involved
is well worth the effort!.

maWww@QuestionHome@Com

Basic civility bars me from providing the answer your question deserves!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Its question like these that make me struggle with speaking my mind,or risking a violation/suspension !. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sounds like its time to get on prune juice and metamusial!.!.That's what ya get for eatin too many sausages!.!.!.those suckers will bind you up good and proper!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

that's called constipation of the brainWww@QuestionHome@Com

be glad you have a free and clear path, not like some folks here who have chosen to tell me of their 'roids!.!.!.like i really want to know THAT!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Truth be known, when your brain DOES stop working, you'll still take a crap--along with your bladder emptying!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

finally your doing something right!.
hahaha!Www@QuestionHome@Com

A big glass of prune juice will help!. That cannonball will shoot out of there in no time at all!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It's worse when you suck
it back in and have to start
all over again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are constipated!. lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

Dude, you're not holding your breath again are you!.!.!.like I said, always wear the gas mask!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think that Johnny Trash is right!. Better than diarrhea of the mouth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You don't want to push too hard!.
Try exlax!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You're just high wired and to smart for your own good!. ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Writers blockWww@QuestionHome@Com

awww, looks like you gots the ole sh!t for brainsWww@QuestionHome@Com

You are pushing so hard you are going to implode LMAO! EXLAX babe!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Would you like a Senokot!.!.!.!.!.xWww@QuestionHome@Com

you're grossWww@QuestionHome@Com

you've sucked in!.!.!.!.!.!.

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bad air!Www@QuestionHome@Com