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Question: Would you trust a Doctor!? Who!?
Here's a bit of silliness which ran through my mind!.

The Doctor

Doctor Who got in his Tardis,
wanted to go back in time!.
Thought he'd go and meet the Daleks -
risk involved, but he'd be fine!.

Off he went to Planet Skaro,
through the endless void of space!.
When he landed he soon noticed
that it was a nasty place!.

Went in search of their steel city,
when he got there, no surprise -
Daleks soon had him surrounded,
ray guns waving, stalks for eyes!.

But The Doctor, a smart chappie
(did you know he's got two hearts!?),
had a lethal secret weapon
known as Gallifreyan farts!.

Popped them off in all directions -
My! Did these farts really rate!.
Solid objects!? Easy targets -
farts they can't exterminate!.

Soon the Daleks were in turmoil,
trapped within their metal shells!.
There was simply no escaping
nauseating niffy smells!.

Soon he was safe in the Tardis,
showed these Daleks he was smart!.
They'll give him a wide berth next time -
didn't know Time Lords could fart!.



Poetry!? Dunno about that!. Funny though!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Only if he was a Doctor of Philosophy in Mathematics who also wrote rhymed and metered poetry, as experience has taught me!. However, I would also trust a poet, and man, of your sensibilities, if he occasionally displayed his human side by writing a playful ditty such as this!. I must disagree with one of your other respondents, who seems to have left his caps lock key on yet again: this definitely belongs here; when lightness is banished from any corner of the world, what remains will quickly become unbearable!. Wise men have always known this; the rest shave their heads and do penance for eternity!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

GREAT, A bit of Humour!. Yeha!Www@QuestionHome@Com

you are a total nutter! but it is funny who is dr who!? Www@QuestionHome@Com

I was up at 3:00 a!.m!. to head to the bog and decided to examine the goings on of Y! in the wee hours (pardon my pun) and what should I see but this delightful bit of verse!. Cor blimey! Are those Old High Gallifreyan farts, or do they issue from a lower station; does it matter when they are so "potent"!? Your verse has shown that humor is certainly potent and that you are a talented writer!. But I say, what does an average bloke do when he encounters Daleks; I'm behind the sofa I suppose until I can fart a symphony in Gallifreyan!. Well, its back to the TARDIS for a couple more hours of rest!. I wonder what those not previously acquainted with "Dr!. Who" would make of all this; I suspect if they had been here they would have a strange sense of deja vu nonetheless!. Stop by and unleash your weapons anytime you like!.!.!. most of what's penned here pens, if you get my drift, but not this, at any hour!.

Loin du monde railleur, loin de la foule impure,
Loin des magistrates curieux,
Dors en paix, dors en paix, etrange creature,
Dans ton tombeau mysterieux!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i THOUGHT THESE SIMPLE LITTLE DITTIES ARE BEYOND YOU,,,THEY ARE INANE AND HAVE NO PLACE HERE ,,,,,,WELL I AGREE WITH YOU ,,,,THIS DOES NOT BELONG HEREWww@QuestionHome@Com