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Question: Did you miss this critically-acclaimed poem first time around!? Mr Handsome's return!?
This poem was posted earlier, but unfortunately a few spiteful people reported me for chatting when I responded to their attempted put-downs and had it deleted!. Hope you enjoy!.

Mr Handsome (Expanded version)

I am the handsomest of men,
the ladies look, then look again;
I'm toned and fit, and tall and dark,
in my blue eyes resides a spark
which makes them tremble deep within
and lets me turn their hearts to 'sin'!.
If truth be told, I'm quite a tease,
but women's eagerness to please -
to play the game of 'birds and bees'
and do their utmost to appease
my appetite for pleasures rare -
lets me perform with style to spare!.

I am Adonis come to life,
all women wish to be my wife!.
I conquer hearts with languid ease
and watch them go weak at the knees!.
Whenever I pass through a door,
I laugh as their chins hit the floor!.
E'en Sapphic slaves can't help but 'turn'
so filled with lust for me they burn,
their lady love they all do spurn
and nevermore will they return
to their past wicked wanton ways,
such is the power of my gaze!.

My skin is firm and tanned and smooth,
my honeyed words do serve to soothe
the fever in their lustful hearts,
pierced by cherubic cupid's darts!.
I cannot fail, I am God's gift
to women who require a lift
to make them feel desired and young
by one so handsome and well-hung,
who charms them with a silver tongue,
whose name and fame are so far-flung -
for me they'd all lay down and die!.!.!.
and do so with a grateful sigh!.

Who am I!? Why!.!.!.

I'm Mr Handsome!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I saw this poem before, and I have to say, since the last time I saw it your poem seems to have taken Viagra -- it looks half again as long, bigger and fuller, and the sheer majesty of it marks you as a man of distinction, even if your detractors marked you as a man for extinction!. You have some lovely dictional choices, and the addition of the Adonis imagery in this avatar (as in incarnation, so Y!A won't think I'm talking about them) makes for an even richer offering!. You possess the power to convert the practising lesbian, eh!? So what is your secret!? No, don't tell me!.!.!. it has something to do with that silver tongue you mentioned, non!? Anyone who has ears can hear your silver tongue here!.!.!. it seems almost superfluous to mention it, but I'm glad you did!. Yes, this is a poem, written for fun, by a man who may or may not be "blessed," but who is clearly blessed with poetic sensibilities and gifts that are almost peerless here!. If you don't win those ladies of various "persuasions" over with your physical charms, why don't you sing to them like you do here!. None could resist save those whose hearts already lay cold and dead!. Thanks for sharing your gifts -- your poetic gifts -- with us (again), and your singular sense of humor and charm; just keep a respectful distance from our womanfolk, they may not be strong enough to resist you, even the lesbians!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thank you!.!.
I responded the first time and I am once more responding!.!.
You can indeed write, I stand corrected
I would like to see more!.
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You can turn lesbians straight just by looking at them!.!.!.but do you also you turn straight men gay!?

Double-edged sword there, so to speak!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Charming :-\Www@QuestionHome@Com

that is a good piece of self lauding glory!.!.!.preentation is beautifulWww@QuestionHome@Com

How nice for you to show again,
What you can write with your pen!.
I hope this time it's not erased,
For it deserves so much praise!.

Handsome you say,
Hm, I will implore,
If that's the case,
You must write more!.

So whilst I wait ,
With baited breath,
I will leave you
With a test!.

Write another,
Just like this!.
Perhaps though,
With a bit of Twist!.

I Really want ,
For you to show,
Just how much you
Really know!.

You are,Dear Man,
Without a doubt,
A Poet we can talk about!.

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