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Question: Would you like to read Mr Handsome's poem!?
Mr Handsome

I am the handsomest of men,
young women look, then look again;
I'm toned and fit, and tall and dark,
in my blue eyes resides a spark
which makes gals tremble deep within
and lets me turn their hearts to 'sin'!.
If truth be told, I'm quite a tease,
but women's eagerness to please -
to play the game of 'birds and bees'
and do their utmost to appease
my appetite for pleasures rare -
lets me perform with style to spare!.

My skin is firm and tanned and smooth,
my honeyed words do serve to soothe
the fever in their lustful hearts,
pierced by cherubic cupid's darts!.
I cannot fail, I am God's gift
to women who just need a lift
to make them feel desired and young
by one who's handsome and well-hung,
who charms them with his silver tongue,
whose name and fame are so far-flung -
for me they'd just lay down and die!.!.!.
and do it with a grateful sigh!.

Who am I!? Why!.!.!.

I'm Mr Handsome!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Iano, I have no way of readily knowing how much of this is true, whether you are!.!.!. "blessed," but I do know one thing is true: you have written a fabulous poem, as flawless and suave as the man it characterizes, and you are blessed with a wonderful sense of fun and major poetic gifts!. I can imagine that even if you were ordinary in appearance, women would find you irresistible because you have real personality!. Just wonderful; and just stay out of my hemisphere because none of us would have a chance if you were here!. I understand there are some frigid women on Mars; I wager you could even give those old hens a kick start!.!.!. get good and drunk first!. Bravo, excellent poem!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are a charming prince!.

Do you remember the scene from Dogma where the angel falls from the sky, then the "prophets" start asking for big busted naked ladies to fall!.!.!. it doesn't happen, of course!. Well, your poem brought this to mind!. I suppose American Gigolo is more what you want, but I am still laughing and loving it!.

Touche' t

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Iano , this really is a good piece!. Now you have shown what you are capable of!.
Next, you must learn to accept a compliment without thinking it to be a smear on your talent!. Come on my man, you can be civil, I know it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Hey Numbnutz,,,,Yeah You!!,,,, Feeling Superior over a woman You had to have Judy DELETED to feel superior,,,,My My,,,, Your just a Beast of Manliness!!!
Aren't you ,,,,Hey,,,,How's the hand cumming !?!? Still beatin' yourself i see ,,,,,Take care LiL Bud-dy!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You're very serious in poetry writing, which is a really good thing!.
I only write impromptu poems when i have breaks between studies and work, just to vent, just to make life more cheerful!. =)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Alas, alack
Its such a shame
That handome pleases not this dame!.
Tis from his kindness, words and manners my lust will flow like wanton banners
With each day that passes by
The years drop off and find her shy and youthful once again Www@QuestionHome@Com

Narcissism does you well also irony!. A good read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Finally,,something from you,,other then the vile that you spew ,, This is a good write ,,Well it's a shame that you don't "Play well with others" ,, Your loss no one else's

Now ,,Part 2 > Don't you ever classify me ,,,Associate me Linc me to Anyone ,,Anybody ,, That is here ,,,I Stand Alone ,,, And I prefer it that way ,, If I am associated with anyone ,, I will tell you first ,, If I don't like something ,,I'lll be the first to tell you ,, Understand what I am telling you !? Now keep up the GOOD WRITING ,, And stay away from spitting all that vile around ,, It totally takes away from writings You Actually do have talent ,, And you should not waste it

,,,,,,,,,MICKEY DEE,,, >>>edit<<<

Of course you know you have talent ,,It's How you use that talent that makes you a GROWN UP >>>>And Obviously,,,, your not much of an Adult as you think you are ,,As a human being You suck ,Now i see why everyone Rags against you >>>You deserve every bit of the animosity thrown at you Well I gave you a shot Screw you >>>My Harley has more sense then you >>>Your nothing more then a dime store writer Pissin' into the windWww@QuestionHome@Com