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Www@QuestionHome@Com Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: The only thing not modest about me Is my most excellent ability To quite surpass the world of mortal men In everything I've ever done and then Invent another thing not seen before And better them in ways they can't ignore!. You see, when I was just a lad in school I set the standard always as a rule -- I was, and am, an awesome tower of strength And always I would go to any length To fill the hearts of enemies with dread -- A few of them I'm sure had wished me dead -- I could then lift some forty stone and more For seven repetitions from the floor And press two hundred kilos from my chest Five times before I set the bar to rest!. And so no one e'er dared to give me guff And as if that great strength were not enough I was a wizard in the realm of math And so have chosen that field for my path And you should also know, because it's great, And when you like to brag it's ne'er too late -- I have the IQ of two average men And I have mastered all within my ken And as you now no doubt can surely see I am a genius at poetry!. Imagine if you will a giant man Who's six foot four and toe to crown all tan Who speaks four languages and writes in three Then you will know but less than half of me!. I write a sonnet all with perfect rhyme And finish it in but three minutes time I am the very thing that most men fear And in this world I'm almost without peer!. I may not be a rock star like Iano But take my word I play a mean piano; I have a wondrous virtuosity Come hear me play some time at Carnegie And you will then most surely be amazed Regardless of the clime where you were raised I am a god from Mount Olympus hurled The most amazing man in all the world!. And if you think my poem is not the best Then you are jealous, just like all the rest!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I'm the greatest in the land, I'm a mighty one-man band!. I've the Midas touch of gold, I'm the one who has outsold all the others on this site - those who quake before my might!. Say it long and say it loud, I'm so mighty and so proud!. Poets come and poets go, (as to where we do not know)!. But Iano's here to stay - I feel great, I've had my say!. Okay!.!.!.so how's that for bragging!? (Incidentally, Iano is pronounced E-Ano!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com Can you say please!?Www@QuestionHome@Com |