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Question: Can you give me a Bragging poem!?
Give me a bragging poem
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
The only thing not modest about me
Is my most excellent ability
To quite surpass the world of mortal men
In everything I've ever done and then
Invent another thing not seen before
And better them in ways they can't ignore!.
You see, when I was just a lad in school
I set the standard always as a rule --
I was, and am, an awesome tower of strength
And always I would go to any length
To fill the hearts of enemies with dread --
A few of them I'm sure had wished me dead --
I could then lift some forty stone and more
For seven repetitions from the floor
And press two hundred kilos from my chest
Five times before I set the bar to rest!.
And so no one e'er dared to give me guff
And as if that great strength were not enough
I was a wizard in the realm of math
And so have chosen that field for my path
And you should also know, because it's great,
And when you like to brag it's ne'er too late --
I have the IQ of two average men
And I have mastered all within my ken
And as you now no doubt can surely see
I am a genius at poetry!.
Imagine if you will a giant man
Who's six foot four and toe to crown all tan
Who speaks four languages and writes in three
Then you will know but less than half of me!.
I write a sonnet all with perfect rhyme
And finish it in but three minutes time
I am the very thing that most men fear
And in this world I'm almost without peer!.
I may not be a rock star like Iano
But take my word I play a mean piano;
I have a wondrous virtuosity
Come hear me play some time at Carnegie
And you will then most surely be amazed
Regardless of the clime where you were raised
I am a god from Mount Olympus hurled
The most amazing man in all the world!.
And if you think my poem is not the best
Then you are jealous, just like all the rest!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm the greatest in the land,
I'm a mighty one-man band!.
I've the Midas touch of gold,
I'm the one who has outsold
all the others on this site -
those who quake before my might!.
Say it long and say it loud,
I'm so mighty and so proud!.
Poets come and poets go,
(as to where we do not know)!.
But Iano's here to stay -
I feel great, I've had my say!.

Okay!.!.!.so how's that for bragging!? (Incidentally, Iano is pronounced E-Ano!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com

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