When you are busy writing poems that will someday unlock all the mysteries to th

Question: When you are busy writing poems that will someday unlock all the mysteries to the universe and sell millions!.!.!?

!.!.!.of copies, are you required to be wearing pants!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

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You'll be so rich who cares!. Look at the rich now and how they act!. I'd go pantless with no problem!. ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

The invisible pants of the publishers and the readers are uncomfortable!. The poet prefers to wear his/her own pants: made of his word-fabric, his elastic metaphor texture, designed in the form and style of his taste, and sewn in a rhythm synchronous to his pulses!.
So, yes pants is a requirement!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

No, it might even help you if you don't wear them!. When you die, they will be saying he did it all and never wore pants!. It will be kind of like the ear and Van Gogh thing!. He was famous for art and cutting off his ear!. Now, I am not saying to cut something off!. That would be way too weird and painful!. I am just saying you will be remembered for poetry and wearing no pants!. To me, that's good enough!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yeah, and don't forget to take the garbage out too !.!.!.!.!.

Edit: Just sayin' !.!.!. I bet even Einstein had to make his own breakfast occasionally!.

P!.S!. My age is one of the mysteries of the universe!. If one of your poems unlocks that, I'll have to kill you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

When we publish your book and you become an eccentric millionaire, you can do whatever you wish--with or without pants!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

no, but only if a picture of yourself busy writing, pantless, is included on the back of the book when it's published!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

when you do you have to have on the inside cover you sitting there at your desk without those pants!. that would be the only way!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I will not stop reading them just because the author happens to be pant-less when writing them!
Pants!.!.!.clothing period!.!.!.is optional for the truly gifted!Www@QuestionHome@Com

A partial list of pantsless poets!.

Shakespear
swinburne
O'Hara
Berrigan
Bukowski
Lanier
DMag

Perfectly acceptable!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Be an eccentric,!.Don't wear clothes!. Some day you will be rich and famous ( not that you aren't already famous), and you can do just what you please!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yea uhhh!.!.!.I'm at work man!.!.!.and well!.!.!.errr!.uhh!.!.yea I wear pants!. It's a safety issue!. There's also a "no sausage" policy on the bridge!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's a tough call!.!.!. almost everything written here is pants!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Everyone BUT you, DMag!!!!!!

Hugs, but ONLY if you are wearing pants!

SueWww@QuestionHome@Com

We will allow you too wear assless pants!. Like "Fart Man" Howard
Stern!. Unless you want crochless, it`s up too you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

absolutely not!. you have a reputation to uphold!Www@QuestionHome@Com

not at all!! in fact I would warn against it!.
I would recommend at least one sock though
(as an earring, or a bracelet)Www@QuestionHome@Com

lol! Hey if you got it flaunt it! Www@QuestionHome@Com

all i wanna know!.!.!.!.do i get a piece of those millions!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

hey I've created a new fashion! cooolWww@QuestionHome@Com