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Question: Is this a funny song!? I made it up for the crack, it is meant to be totally silly!.!?
It is a private joke you think in your head!. It is about a skinny person who has a big butt and you cannot understand why they have such a big butt!. Well this song is about that!. It is meant to a joke I do not think you could sell it really, ha ha!. None of my friends think it is funny so I would love if I could get one person to actually like it!. Because I love it so do not care!.

Pampers Song

Pampers really likes his nappies,
it makes him really, really happy,
what more can I say,
Pampers is the only way!.

He walks around with his ar*e up in the air,
Acting like he just don't care,
He talks to people as he pass,
Don't they reallize he has a gigantic ar*e!.

He farts up into the sky,
That when people begin to dive,
Because they know when that fart hits-
it also spray a bit of sh*t!.

I know the fact that he wears nappies makes the ending not realistic but maybe it was a big fart!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
once i made a sillier one will post it 4 u to cf

later first plread these

WHAT IS LOVE
Love is the nectar we all want,
And hold it in our hands like a cup,
How we wish it not to let it go,
As love is the only possession one does show!. !.

And hopes to nurse it for all times
Yet we hanker for more and do not share
What is love is love divine!.
We always think of those times we wanted,
But our love was always daunted,
Hoping that some one will come our way
And upon us his whole beings love spray!.


We still hope some day love will come our way
And lead us from the threshold of sadness
To a zone of timeless happiness;
And it will then only we will know
How love does blossom and glow!.

Where love has gone
Our last kiss was just a parting,
And then we left for another world,
All that I can imagine now you are with another!.
But some may be just worth a smile,
Some may be good looking too,
They may occupy your mind for a while!.
But each time you kiss another,
My image will always you bother,
And make you then really want me,
Oh my dearest one, please come back to me!.
WHERE IS MY LOVE
Last time we met it was perhaps our last!.
Then it was up in our minds to forget the past!.
My instinct tells me you are now in another’s arms!.
But I know it is for just a while no more,
For when your lips turn dry you know
You will thirst for more, yes I mean more!.
Only then you will know that you want
I back in your arms all the more!.


KISS ME MISS

Miss, Miss, do give me a kiss,
Kiss, kiss, I do not wanna miss
Sis, where is your sis, I’ll give her a kiss

Then they say how one kisses, any way
What is French and what is American
What kiss is Japanese and what really is Chinese,
It’s all in ones imagination,

Those who are racial
Or have feelings of being commercial
Do not know how far a kiss can go
Even there down below!.

Yes Miss can help, miss a train for you!.
Just kiss and kiss and kiss
do not let any go amiss!.
And you will see
That all kisses are for free

Yes before foreplay and after,
Even after any earthly disaster,
It’s a kiss that one hankers for
Since time's gone by for centuries for sure!.
Now go ahead and kiss your dear,
Yes my friend without any fear,
Oh this secret message of kiss,
do not unfurl to your kissing miss!.

AM I A POET!?!?!? KISS me; Miss
composed by a born uneducated poet
''HELLO CANADA''
SMILE
Mostly I smile all the while
I smile all my way, in my inimical style,
And when I smile all my friends say
Are you happy, why are you so gay,

Then comes along this girl I knew
Phew, how lovely really unlike, so few!.
I looked at her and smiled her way
She smiled at my smile right- away,
And then took my smile away!.

I went unto her, for her hand to ask
Do you know what she had to give!?
No, no, no, just do not ask!.

She smiled back and gave a flying kiss,
Which honestly I tried to catch and was sure not miss!.
Then as for a while I looked away,
She was gone far, far distance away

She took my smile away from me
And that’s when I lost my smile you see,
Do you now realise, how I lost my smile,
I myself was wondering all this while!.

It was in the wilderness so far, heaven knows where,
And when she had gone and my smile wasn’t there,
I was all the time wondering, was that one you!.
Return my smile you stole away,
Yes darling I love you in all life’s way

SILLY ENOUGH EH!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

LOL Well you porbably shouldn't take it from me because I laugh at EVERYTHING!. Www@QuestionHome@Com