As we're watching our tv
She switches it to UFC
And says these guys look really tough
Most are slim and really buff
She says she likes this guy called Ice
And says he's cute and really nice
She says that with a well built bra
That in that sport she could go far
I can't believe what you are saying
This ain't no game these guys are playing
Just a kick to someone's nose
Can rattle him right to his toes
She says she has a real good right
Just hit them once and say good night
I think my wife has lost her mind
These guys play rough and they ain't kind
I think she took it as a dare
She wants to fight and she don't care
She says no matter what the size
Her fists feel strong, their energized
Now she steps into the ring
And in the few the bell will ring
I see the odds aren't very good
But I will bet her like I should
She's looking good all dressed in gold
But now she's in a strangle hold
She then whispers something in his ear
It wasn't loud it wasn't clear
From where I'm sitting in the stands
I try to look but see no hands
But now he's looking all excited
He says to her, Am I invited!?
I quess it was a dirty trick
She hit him hard, like from a brick
And then he's stumbling round and round
And now he's fallen to the ground
He says to her That shot was cheap
But with that breath he fell asleep
Her hands now pounding to her chest
I told you guys I was the best
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