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Question: What do you think of 'Snidely and the Pulitzer' morning pome!?
With flawless Morn,
And a sack of corn,
Snidely got booted
Out the coop!.!.!.EARLY!!!
WHAT-ARE-YOU-STRAPPING-TO-MY-WING!?!?!?
Dr!. Swetman's books, bird!
UH-AND-MAY-I-KNOW-THE-REASONS!?!?!?
You're flying to New York!.!.!.
Columbia School of Journalism!!!
I-AIN'T-TAKING-NO-CLASSES!!! I'M-SETTING!!!
Bertha Hen will take your
Place today only!!!!
She gets coffee and corn
On nest!.!.!.today only!!
You, winged terror, will
Help Elaine deliver those
Books!!! Lear is warmed
And ready for your flight!
NEW-YORK!? NEVER-HEARD-OF-IT!!!!!
LaGuardia is the next
Bayou over! Trust me!!!
I-A-BIRD-OF-PREFERENCES-HATE-FLYING!!!!.!.!.
Fly, cry, or die, Rooster!
I-MIGHT-DO-ALL-THREE-IN-A-JET!!!!
No, you WON'T, not today!!!
You're going to be Elaine's
Goodwill Ambassador today!.!.!.
From the sunny South!
You'll be second-in-command,
At her disposal! You'll be a
Part of History, Snidely!!!
You're the back-up book-
Bringer!.!.!.DO-AS-SHE-SAYS!!!
WHAT!!!-ANYTHING!?!?!?!?
Anything, including bringing me
Back an Egg Creme, uh, and
Hot Dog!.!.!.New York style!!!
Now FLY!!! The Pulitzer people
Are waiting for those books!!!
WHAT'S-A-PULITZER-CORNGIVER!?!?!?!?
We'll all find out in January, 2009!!!
WHAT'S-MY-REWARD-FOR-DOING-THIS!?!?!?!?
How bout candy corn!?!?!?
Snidely!? Snidely!!! Hummmph!!!
Rooster's got a 'sweet beak'!
Dr!. Swetman's books get delivered today!!!
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Tell Snidely to keep sittin' on them eggs!.
Alain is going with me instead!. Books delivered and lunch in the Big Apple!. It don't get no better than this!!
Good, Joyful Morning to you!!
EDIT: They will hear both your names!! This is payback for that party in Biloxi!!!
EDIT #2: The poet left a very important person out; her name is Elyslund!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Finger and toes crossed, candles lit and every star in the universe wished on! Tell Snidely not to mess with the flight attendants!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Snidely knows not to hang his head out the window, doesn't he!? Or his tail feathers!. Nothing looks worse than a feather duster that's lost it's feathers in a tail wind!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
A fascinating book!. I have been studiously reading mine!. GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Coffee, coffee, here coffee!.
Snidely in a jet!? And they said roosters couldn't fly!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I hear that you all put a lot of time and effort into this book!. I hope it works out well for all involved!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Congrats, Snide, and enjoy your flight Www@QuestionHome@Com
!.!.!.!.good morniing!.!.!.!.
and to you too Elaine and Alain!.!.!.
hmm!.!.!.same names!.!.!.same person maybe!.!.!.!.
I'm in NY before ya!.!.!.
Blondie wanted me here early so I could set up a display!.!.!.
!.!.anyway!.!.I'm here now so everything's ready for ya!.!.!.
I have a ride to Central Park!.!.I wanna see what these city birds are all about!.!.!.that Blondie set me up with!.
Enjoy the book signing and luncheon
See Ya Later !!!
Whew I'm glad to get off a them eggs!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com