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Question: What do you think of 'Snidely Teaches Metaphors' morning pome!?
Catch a falling star and
Put it in your pocket!.!.!.!?
Whoa!!! Upon examination
Of those words, difficulties
Arise with Astronomy,
Thermodynamics, Meteorology,
Geophysical impossibilties,
Geology, and a host of
Scientific principles!.!.!.!.I!.!.!.
KINKLE-TWINKLE-THE-STAR'S-A-METAPHOR!!!.!.!.
Good Morning, SNIDELY!!!
Just sit on that nest and
Shut ya beak!!! Now, as I!.!.!.!.
I-HAVE-TIME-ON-MY-FEATHERS-TO-THINK!!!
Ya got time in a bottle, TOO!?
YEAH!!-CAPTAIN-MORGAN!!!
Wishing!? Washing!? Or wanting!?
BOTTLE'S-A-METAPHOR-TOO!!!
Yeah! For posing with your silly
Leg up for 8 hours!.!.!.then posing
12 hours on ya stomach with a
HANGOVER!!! Got a light!?
I-DON'T-SMOKE-HA-HA!!!
Hmmmm, don't drink, don't
Smoke, and talkin about
Metaphors!.!.!.what, exactly
DO you DO!?!?!? You a poet!?
BLECCHH!-HELL-NO!-I-CROW!!!
So do I, but I ain't no poet!!!
Lead me, wise rooster! Teach
Me all about metaphors!
NO!!!-POETS-ARE-TOO-ECCENTRIC!!!
Watch out, Snidely!.!.!.you're
Talkin to an audience! Know
What 'thumbs down' means!?
POINTING-TO-A-NICE-FAT-BUG-TO-EAT!!!
Can't argue with Snidely this morning!
Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
YOU- AND- YOUR- POETRY
CRAWGATOR- BAIT
Pedantic peddlers
pencil pushers
pushing words down
shut throats
cut throats clicking
needle pin pricking the answers
get out- GET OUT- blonde dancerWww@QuestionHome@Com
Top O' the Morning to Y'all, and the rest of the day to you Bayou Beauty!. A rooster may crow, but that don't make it so, ain't narry, no wise, 'tall, 'tall!. Poets ain't coons up a tree with the moon shinin' down tho' one might have a bit o' moonshine in now 'n then!. I hope y'all gets out more often and them catfish is a biting for a good mess with hush puppies and beer with white wine alongside!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Sorry, I been busy!.
No time to argue!.
People in China want to hear more of my stories!.
Singapore too, all over the Orient!.
From here I can say more and get away with it!.
I was being censored in China!.
Now I can write of the Bayous in Beijing!.
Enjoy your Mountain Dew n Vodka Blondie!!!
Hangover commin up!.!.!.
I'll be back for fried fish!.
After I contact my interpreter!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.maybe I'll just write in Engrish!.!.!.and they can interpert!.
Good Morning !!!!
YA! I Da Rooster !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
That Snidely is one smart rabbit!.
He is famous in Beijing, well known for busting a large criminal organization!. He wrote many funny storys of his antics there!.
Apparantly he is very smart too!.
We have named a park after him here in Singapore!.
We love hearing about Snidely!.
Please!.!.!.tell the world more about him!.
I will sit on Dondi's face if he would like!.
I can keep it warm!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Over-slept this A/M, brain is mush, can't give good answer!.
Stars in pockets!? ouch! Time in a bottle, convenient!.
Oh, phew, just as long as Snidely's sitting on the eggs & giving the hen a break, I guess everything else will take care of itself!.
Good morning!?
Coffee, coffee, here coffee!Www@QuestionHome@Com
He don't drink, he don't smoke!. Subtle innuendo says!.!.!.
I knew it all along!. Snidely's just a big crow-hard!. Puffin out the chest!. Flappin and struttin his stuff!. Silly chicken!. Worms are for real roosters!.
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What! What does 'falling star' mean then!? What does 'put it in your pocket' mean then!?
Have I been innocently singing along with Perry Como all these years when actually it means something else, something risque, perhaps!?!.!.!.what!?! Do tell!.
Good morrow!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Your metaphoricalness is outstanding! (I thought I was making up a new word, but according to dictionary!.com, it's a real word!)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Amazing!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
If I pretend to be an egg to get a motherly type to sit on me, will I be a metaphor!?
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Your words are like Creatine!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
GM and good day to you, to Snidely, and to all your Fans! Www@QuestionHome@Com
Morning!.Y'All!
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it is afternoon and fishing is a thing to do!. cold weather coming so the fish will chewWww@QuestionHome@Com
Tell that rooster he can't have my job!
Good Morning to you--and I'm not so sure if I want to wish Snidely a GM today!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Poets eccentric!?!?!? Now you tell me!.!.!.!.
Shut up, punk chick, before I let Snidley have his way with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope you never stop! Www@QuestionHome@Com
Once again my face holds a smile!.!.!.
Good morning Elys!Www@QuestionHome@Com