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Question: Are you good at letter writing!?
Dear sir,
I wish to learn magic, it's true, but infrequent sentences
and caustic letters have kept me in the garden, digging holes
and asking for donations to be later recollected!.
Promises are no longer an accepted form of payment and the soil
is weak here so I must ask for more acreage!. Have you been sending the Bluebird!? I wait for the hum of wings but my magic is not strong enough to hear them yet!.
Do send that package of Blood seed you mentioned, will you!?
I must go now, before the wind becomes unpredictable and I lose the sparsity of thought I have managed to harvest!.

Sincerely,
DPM
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
i wrote one to Santa once!.!.!.!.!.!.the fat bastard never repliedWww@QuestionHome@Com

I thought I was good until I read yours!. I need to borrow a few lines and I changed a few words!.

#1 Promises are no longer an accepted form of payment and the -dry humping- is weak here so I must ask for more -sexage-!.

#2 Do send that package of Porn you mentioned, will you!?

If there is a problem with this let me know!.

Nice work and Johnny never wrote Santa he lies which places him on the naughty list every year!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It amazes me how willing you are to dig deep and cost you so much and perhaps all!. It is so public and I have seen flashes of the bluebird in your work and always wonder if a flash is enough and for you and many here it seems to be!.

I am awed by that Www@QuestionHome@Com

I write a lot, jot notes to friends and post in regular mail and just picked up a bunch of note paper to write even more, seems more personal than a note here!.
Now if the post office would leave the price of stamps in one place!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

My soil has been weak for a long time I love bluebirds, I had a nest this year in the tree and I got to see the little bluebirds grow up!. It reminds me of getting grown children out the house!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well as I pointed out earlier I have plenty of good fertilizer! lol!. This place would be nothing without you so what's the best way to ship some of that **** to you!? lol!. Have a good day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

No but I can sing the alphabet song!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The Growth of the Soil yields the growth of the man, who will toil, love's labor will not be lost!. I will rejoice at your harvest, as you feed your beloved community!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I get the same feeling about the veterans administration, quite literally the Eagle has sh!t on meWww@QuestionHome@Com

as pen to paper, as blood to dust!.

some have not the ability to convey their thoughts into written medium (be it letter or prose)!.!.!.you combine both!. well done :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yeah, I can write a letter or two!.!.!.!.at times!.
But I cannot say so much with so few words!.
sigh
I'm struggling even now!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes i can write or i wouldnt be here!. Speaking of blood seed i'd like a pack myself to plant in the spring!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I write all the time!.!.!.!.long letters that explain what i have done or haven't done!.!.!.the reply i get is !.!.!.!.!." I didn't understand any of it"Www@QuestionHome@Com

words can flow out of me threw the pen onto paper!. not in poem but in short stories!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I can write all the letters of the alphabet!. Putting them together into 'words and lines' is my problem!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I thought that I was til I read this!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm sorry but I think they are all out of Blood seed!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Honey, you ok!? Come back inside and sit down for awhile!. I promise I wont take you shopping again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

hi not really i could use some tips your the master letter writer hugs Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dear blind masses,

Thank you
for your shetland!.

Sin - cerely,
IWADWww@QuestionHome@Com

the last letter i wrote was returned to sender, sayin' "nice try, but you're still not getting your account back"Www@QuestionHome@Com

i wrote one to Santa once!.!.!.!.!.!.the fat bastard never repliedWww@QuestionHome@Com