A dinnertime poem, or Haiku is overrated?

Question: A dinnertime poem, or Haiku is overrated!?

If with me you dwelt

and pasta I longed to eat

For me would you boil!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Box of linguini
sits untouched on countertop!.
Sorry dude, busy!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't know what to say!. Are you promoting Pastafarianism, or is this simply haiku!? Is there such thing as simply haiku!? Is pasta considered nature!? Does it seem like I'm using a lot of punctuation!? The eraser monster thinks so!.!.!.!.!.!.!.:):)!.!.!.!.!.!!!!
I think I'm hungry too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are too funny!. I would boil for you, yes I would, and wipe the sauce from your beard!. I hate Haiku!. :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Once again, you have stolen my work!. Damn, I have to start copywriting this s#$t!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Marinara sauce
Al Fresco on the terrace,
Just we two, you drunk!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

sgetti in the fridge!. help yourselfWww@QuestionHome@Com