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Question: How much trouble have you witnessed your cat getting into!?
Bourbon and the Catnip
Years ago, my great Siamese
(His name was Bourbon, if you please!.)
Outside, while I gardened…roaming!.
Suddenly his mouth was foaming!
Got into some wild Catnip!
Lord-a-mercy, what a trip!
Called our Vet, and his reply…
“Take him inside, he won’t die!.
Keep him quiet, let him rest
That’s the best I can suggest!.”
He slept for hours, like one dead!.
Opened his eyes, and shook his head!.
Wobbled wildly across the floor
heading for the open door!.
“No more ventures in the garden!”
Thus spoke I, my voice did harden!.
“From now on…only a mouse…
in the house!.”
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even without having seen anything like this episode in person, nor even on the nature channel, the images were just painted perfectly,,, a green sauced kittyWww@QuestionHome@Com
My cat Gus, (a flame-point siamese) likes to eat the head of mice that he catches!.!.!. he ate a bird's head too once!. He only eats the head!. Its disgusting!.
P!.S!. Gus is not allowed to get birdies!. He only managed to defy his collar bell once or twice!. We don't make it a habit for him to have access to birdies!. Www@QuestionHome@Com
if i had catnip in my yard there would be so many cats laying in my yard!. And also the cats that would be in my yard would be pouncing at my glass patio door trying get to my indoor cat since my cat lays by the patio door!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Leon squared off with a raccoon on the back porch!. I jumped between them, grabbing Leon by the neck, then the back, then the butt, and then finally the tail!.!.!.I was all chewed up!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
2 kids
untying their shoes
saw kitty
unlaced shoe lace
each held 1 on the end
& wrapped string around kitty's neck
enjoid garfield asphyxiation
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Whoopee hates the stuff!. She's the calmest cat who has ever owned me!.
And oh yes, the poem--funny; it really describes the reaction of most cats!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I think your cat should share with this cat:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Z2mbeSAmU!.!.!.
Cute poem~Www@QuestionHome@Com
Funny, clever, witty, TRUE!
A fellow cat owner!.
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Hahaha! Poor Kitty!
Magic (our dog) gets a little sip of beer once in a while!.!.!.
As far as trouble she always tries to 'bury' her rawhides in the furniture!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'll take two bags of that catnip!. C!.O!.D!. is fine! lol Fun read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
hehehh!. funny poem, great writing skills!. sorry about that episode, it must have scared you!. D:Www@QuestionHome@Com
my cat was addicted to crack cocain for 3 years,he's out of rehab now and doing much better!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I love it , you are beautiful !. Thanks!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
My cat killed a man with his tailWww@QuestionHome@Com
I can't give even dried stuff to George and Grace!.!.!.they get insane!
Great poem about the Felines we love so much!Www@QuestionHome@Com