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Question: What say to the pome, "Snidely Settles It With Brunhild Viking"!?
Twirling the morn around
My finger!.!.!.SLAP!!! Oh, so
You're BACK,eh!? Don't
Start no sh*t with me this

Early, elf-forsaken morn!!!!
SLAP!!! But that wasn't a
Poem!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! Brunhild!!!
Brunhild, where are you, Viking!?!?!?

'Ya know, these horns and shield are
HEAVY!!! Hold ya beans!.!.!.okay, what!?
This hand SLAPS me about potry!!!
SWING, SLICE!!! What hand!?!?!?

*looks at disabled hand on ground*
NEATO!!! How was your trip!?!?
"Few icebergs, waves, the norm!."
KINKLE-DEEDLE-DEE-A-LAZY-LIFE-FER-ME!!!.!.!.

"What the Thor was THAT!?!?!?"
Snidely Rooster crowing this early!!!
*adjusts helmet, armor, sheath*
KOOKLE-OLLIE-AND-FRAN-I'M-THE-MAN!!!!!

"I see ya problem!.!.!.quick work here,
Then off to Sweden!.!.!.SNIDELY!!! OUT THAT
COOP!!! NOW!!!" HEE-HEE-HEE-YA-THINK
I'M-STUPID-DOODLE-DOO!?!?!?!?

"I'm coming in!.!.!.NO, I'll just cut the coop
Down around ya ears!!!" SLASH, CHOP,
SLICE!!! *looks at splinters on ground*
"SNIDELY, where are you, loud rooster!?!?!?"

UNDER-THE-ONLY-BOARD-YA-DIDN'T-CHOP!!!!.!.!.
"You gonna be quiet, now"
NO-I-AIN'T-THIS-IS-MY-JOB----CROWING!!!.!.!.
"This is MY job---CHOPPING!!! What's it gonna

Be, rooster!? Sword!.!.!.or silence!?"
DO-I-HAVE-A-THIRD-CHOICE!?!?!?!?!?
"Frying pan!." doodle-dooooo-how about-I-tone-it-down!?!?!?!?
"That good enough for you, madam!?

Oh, all right!. Where ya off to now!?
"There's a problem on Wall Street that needs
A little adjusting" Whatcha gonna do about
THAT!?!?!?!? "Dow Jones needs a little of my
INCENTIVE, as in I kick their *ss and gettum

Straight about a few things!." doodle-you're-right-
About-that-one! "Off to my ship, and if you need
My help!.!.!.!." *looks at Snidely* just sing Wagners
Ring!. I'll be here!." Oh-sh*t-I-ain't-crowin-loud-agin!!!

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!!

Moral: Every LOUD rooster has a Viking
In store for him!!!!
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Good morning my good poet!. Every loud rooster needs a viking visit!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Here I come with flour and olive oil, what does he do is be quiet!. *with a shake of head* When will have my chicken dinner!? When Brunhild Viking gets home he will have to return for Snidely will not stay quiet!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Funny! You know these morning "Snidely Retorts" could get habit forming!. No I didn't misspell reports, but that would work, too!.
Thanks again for the laugh, works better then coffee, well almost!.
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No, you can't let him go to Sweden!. He'll come back crowing "ABBA-dabba-doooo!"

Can a Striking Viking defeat a Ring-a-ding Singer!? Stay tuned for round 2!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

As the keeper of a flock of genetically pure Icelandic chickens, I feel compelled to comment!. Nice poem!. I can assure you, evey loud rooster has some Viking 'in him'!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I feel tormented and then I read this and find solace in the modicum of sanity remaining !.!.!.it is as always quite wonderful and read at arms length for fear of injury !.!.!.

Have a beautiful day !.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Aren't you upsetting the rooster !? Snidely may think of getting laid the Viking-way, but 'd never think of being the laid-body in a Viking funeral!. Cheers !Www@QuestionHome@Com

A viking a day makes the rooster say "CACKLE!" Good Morning to you! I just stopped back in from my looooong trip!. Howdy everyoneWww@QuestionHome@Com

Snidely's under the bed with the dog picking boogies!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Poor Snidely and his followers! It has not been an easy week for any of them!. A better Good Morning to you and the King of the roost!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I see it's Gotterdammerung time at the coop!. Does Snidely even know where Valhalla is!?
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com

Immoral: Every LOUD Viking has a rooster in store for her!.!.!.!.Man, this is going to hurt!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gud Dag! I have a Norske Valkyrie if you need help!
You and Bird take it easy!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thanks for this mornings moral!. Good Morning to you too!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hmmmm I Think!.!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Never met a Viking I didn't like! lol Brunhild though, I might have to wear armor! GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good morning Snidely and associated Valkyries!

Damn sight happier than Wall Street and London this morning! My bank just got eaten by a bigger one - wonder if it'll spit my mortgage out and leave it to rot somewhere!? Fat chance!!!

Laughing away to the canteen for bacon butties and a mug of hot Darjeeling!. EA limp much better today!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Stop pestering me you sexy vixen!.
The dog and I are busy!.!.!.!.

Surely you MUST have something to do!.!.
!.!.!.like go feed the wolves!.!.!.
or
!.!.!.pick Elaines!.!.!.
!.!.!.brains!.!.!.!.

See if you got any lint in yer belly button!.!.!.the dog likes it!.!.

He he he!.!.!.the dog'll eat anything!.!.!.!.he he he

Good Morning!.!.!.!.
hope you got coffee ready!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Morning no coffee in hand yet, but a brewing in the pot!
And you say
Snidlely is off to New York and you off to Sweden was that part of the poem or are you actually departing!? Well guess you'll get some peace for some time--the bad news is when Snidlely gets back he will be much louder, you know how it is ---wall street --gotta be loud to be heard!
Cheers!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Are they genuine Vikings from over the sea!? Or are they part of the original Vikings who happened upon the shores of the US of A before the Pilgrim Fathers (and bin hiding out eversince!?)

I think you are so mean to Snideley!.!.!.!.I'm thinking of starting an Association for the Protection of Snideley Rooster right now!.
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