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Question: Is this poem-like story in English—funny!?
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The clank-banging!? Ignore it!.
She’s looking for the coffee and
her magic wand…the one that smokes
from one end!.
“What the Heaven!”
“Decaf!”
“What good is a gun that ain’t loaded!!?!”
Fairy Queens are hard to manage, especially
the unmanageable ones…and my poor kitchen,
“Half & Half!”
“You want my butt to go enormous!!?!”
Give her a job, like some Shakespeare to cook down,
in the big stock pot, too heavy for her to lift!.
That way she can only sit and watch it bubble…
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This poem-like story is a story-like poem!. It is funny, but not raucous!. I am sure other poets can also contribute to our search for humorous poetry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Tis a labour of love, of cooking pots and crockery, of shopping, cleaning may seem drudgery with love in ones heart, a song on ones lips, and don’t notice the damp patch much, it’s a broken home, unmaintained and colds, as her misused as her soul much viewed and remains, elusive, a life of washing dishes thankful for a moments peace, between the torture and torment, the smiles and song, she loves a lot and laughs awhile whilst they beguile, scheme and contort and it would appear we are thankful she cannot, will not comprehend a magnitude miniscule in comparison to the spiritual universe within her coffee cup!.!.!.: ) !.
I hear poetry or thought provoking questions and cannot resist answering, forgive me !.!.!.!.
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Are you still down south!? Sounds alot like you are!. Yes it is amusing!.
From your next book entitled - "Benchtop Blues - a marriage of culinary convenience"!? Www@QuestionHome@Com
And cackle over a kettleful of simmering toads!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Made me smile! I only drink full-lead, high octane too!.
Watch out for spits from the cauldron!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
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And who might you be talking about!? lol Www@QuestionHome@Com