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Question: Has your editor demanded more comedy, causing all your contacts to post a funny poem over the next few days!?
6TH GRADE 3RD DEGREE

Mr!. Hoppernokker will see you now…

“Come in, Son!. Sit down!.”
He spoke and spoke but his words
would not sink into my muddied mind…

All I saw was the oar,

Not for propelling canoes, paddling kayaks
This thing is for think-stinging,

I’d felt it before!.

There it hung, like an old friend
…waiting!.

Why do they do this, an over-sized leather sofa…
like a condemned man’s last meal!.
…and then, the words…

“This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!.”
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Oh captain, my captain, methinks this be one test I might possibly fail!.
With humor, I've no boat, much less a sail!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

We are but elastic bands relieving the tension!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sometimes we take ourselves too seriously!. Humor is the spice of poetry!. Www@QuestionHome@Com