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Question: What say ye to "Women happy shopping bull!?"!?
In response to a 'slap' at all us kind hearted men out there! lol Elyslund!.!.!.a pome response!

Women Shopping!

So what’s this honey gooey stuff!
“Men happier when ladies shop!”
Give us a break you lady folks,
we’re happy you don’t break bank!

And what is wrong with this teddy here!?
Why can’t you wear it all day long!?
A blue light special at Kmart dear,
here let me remove the tags!.

So start your dancing now, 8 track playing
and while your dancing another beer!.
Oh, you say you want a little lovin!?
Better tell me what’s in the oven!.

Oh that was nice… a record too
Got it done while commercials aired
Cant miss those Bulldogs playing
What’s that Honey…you going shopping!?

Could you get me another beer!?
And tell me again that store’s name!?
Not something I heard before…!.
Lawyer McNally and McCallister!?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Yep!!! You wrote the man's point of view quite honestly!!!!

Now why don't I just get you that beer and cheerlead your football team!.!.!.!.!. in the nude!.!.!.DAMN that teddy!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I hate shopping!.Whether for myself or groceries, I get no pleasure out of it!.I can hit 5 stores, get what I want and be home in 2 hours!.Mind you I do look at the flyers, know what is on sale,if not on sale,I don't buy!.Each woman is different, there are those who like to shop till they drop and those who find a store is a bore!.
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Break the bank!.!.!.!.ever picky!!

I only like shopping for clothes and gadgets
(I wish groceries would just appear)
'Bargains' that's my particular buzz
I get one of those, and you'll hear me cheer!.
Ebay is my second-home
Charity Shops my third
Car-boot sales come close behind
You should see how I dress - it's weird
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I'll take that teddy off your hands,
they are currently in demand,
women in here everywhere,
and I'll have a teddy for them to wear!.

I only need their address!.
oh crap, HP is emailing me already, gotta run!.

add: just read Elys comment!.!.!. have teddy will travel!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Though I am not a shopper til I dropper, methinks thou "protesteth" too much! Men in hardware stores rank right up there!.!.!.sniff!.
(Actually, I adore hardware stores!.!.!.please don't tell!)

(The Chick of Spells is gonna get smashed twice this morning!. If I wish to spell it that way, I durn well will!)

R!. Please add my name to your list of non-shoppers!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You 'v opened the door of a hot subject, most husbands are afraid to open !.!. For Slap Slap hurts, you know!
Neon, its a fun reality-based read!.!. I shall wait for a reply from Elys!.!. hopefully a long one! only then I may become a referee!

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Wonderful!.

My wife likes to shop for clothes, but not for groceries!. I get to buy the groceries!.

Good thing, too!. I look for bargains, store brands, etc!. She'll buy top of the line name brands!.
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Football !?!.!.!.Teddy !?
Football !?!.!.!.Teddy !?
Football !?!.!.!.Teddy !?

Yea, sorry NM

And be thankful for McNally & McAllister

She could have gone to Dewey Screwhim & HoweWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'm with Reenie on this one as a member of the minority!. But this is a great comeback to the shopping poem!. You and Elys play very well poetically on each other!. Keep up the good work!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

This reminds me of something Dondi said the other day,"It's so hard to type when your laughing so much!."
It's a beautiful thing!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thrift and dollar stores are fun!.!.!.forget the Malls and grocery stores!Www@QuestionHome@Com

It is more fun when you are dating!. Some marriages are little lovin' and a lot of pain!. computer amd medical problems!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Your poem makes me want to shop - lol!. Very funny indeed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I thought they were called Sue, Grabbitt & Leggitt!?

Fun read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Come now, can't we just find a happy medium!?
Commercial!? How about the hour it takes the lasagna to bake!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

LMAO!.!.!.!.nicely done, Neon!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Your poem and Ely's bring me much laughter of the long ago use to be of him and me!.
When a spat we had, that really got my dander up, I guess I would shop! For years nothing was said of this spree, and on that other day,
as I waltzed in, he broadly grinned, "What did you buy!?"
"How did you know where I have been!?" "You always do when you are mad!." Turned on a light bulb for me, I really never took the time to realize! We laughed, I changed that habit, could it be, just so he would no longer be right!Www@QuestionHome@Com