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Question: What say to "Snidely Ain't Gettin Out The Coop" Pome!?
Reasons for a Monday Pome:

Ain't any!!!!

Reasons to be ornery and write one ANYWAY:
1) It's Monday
2) Monday arrived without permission
3) Monday came with a storm!.!.!.
4) Monday woke SNIDELY UP!!!

DAMN-STRAIGHT-IT-DID-DOODLE-A-CHOOOOOO!.!.!.
Gotta do up the coop
All cozy for the!.!.!.
JUST-DOOOO-IT--DOODLE-ON-YA-LAZY-THING!.!.!.
Hey!!! I got the blankets,

Be nice!!! You got feathers on ya buttt!!!
YOU-DON'T!!! YOU-LOOK-FUNNY!!!!
How about I just get the BROOM!!!!!
OH-SHEEEEETTTT! SHE"D-DO-IT-TOOOOO!!!!

Go get under a nice warm hen, then!.!.!.
AIN'T-ANY-THEY-OUT-IN-THE-YARD!!!
You're the only one in that coop!?!?!?
YES-AND-I'M-STAYIN-OUT-THAT-WIND-TODAY!.!.!.

Oh, no you ain't!!! Git out that coop!!!
AIN'T!!!!
Better do it!!!
DOODLE-HELL-NO!!!!

Okay, then!.!.!.!.SWAT!!!!!
High flying rooster to left field!.!.!.
Going, going!.!.!.uh, it's a fowl,
Ladies and Gentlemen!.!.!.!.

Come back here, SNIDELY!!!!
DOODLE-TREES-ARE-BETTERN-THAT-BROOM!!!
Gonna be a storm soon!.!.!.!.
BETTERN-THAT-BROOM!!!!

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses!!!


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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
smiles, chuckles and out right laughter is always the best way to win out over the Monday morning drudge,,, thanks to you I am well on my way on conquering that dreaded foe

A most pleasant good morning you as well!.

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Hello Elyslund
That is a cute poem
you did
Yes its Monday
However any day
comes without permission
Any weather comes without permission
also!.
You don't need a specific day for
writing poems!.

I find this poem to be funny
I am staying here no you aint
or I aint staying yes you are
in that coop!.
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Lady E!

How I miss your sweet words of thunder!. Your vast horizon!. Your gusting gales of prose sweep the floor without a broom!. I have been away from the wheelhouse for awhile, but now I have returned to your bosom awaiting your milk of cantor! Your works are warm arms that hold me!.!.!. I am pleased and kneel at your presence!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Morning ,,Good Afternoon!!!,,If I was reading this one with my coffee this morning,,,,I would still be cleaning it up!!!!,,,This is How to start your Mondays off With a Giant laugh!!!,,, No laughing matter for Snidely today,,, Sorry Snidely,,,But it's Monday & ya shuda nu better,,,,Batter Up!!!


Hell,,, My wife came into check on me after reading this !!
Thanks fer a Great Read!!!,,,,,,,,,,Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thank you for a great laugh this Monday!. Loved the "rooster to the left field" and it being a "fowl"!. Great humor - thanks again (smile, smile) ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

There's definitely Gonna be a storm soon!.!.!.!.
And that storm's your writing!.
Its hilarious!.
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Be careful now!. That was too hilarious, I almost spilled my coffee laughing!. Come to think of it, you do look funny with no tail feathers!.
Good Morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think Snidely needs a little healthy competition!.!.!.He seems to think he's the COCK-O-THE WALK!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I hear there's a RAD ROOSTER coming to town!?!?!?!? Tighten up Snidely, ol' boy !!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have to love a bird with attitude!.
Good morning to you both,
have a wonderful day!Www@QuestionHome@Com

that is a good morning day for snidely to stay in the coopWww@QuestionHome@Com

The Queen of poetry showed that King of the roost who rules!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You woke my smile muscles as always, Elys!. Good morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Is that any way to treat a bionic rooster!?
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Poor Snidely!. He never wins, does he!?
Good afternoon!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Alright for you Missus !!!!

Bet I can beat you a double deuce poker!.!.!.!.!.
I'm sure to win!!!!

I'll just crawl under your warm, cozy quilt!.

Shudder to think where this is headin!.!.!.!.
doesn't make sense to me!.

As long as theres no ring around the toilet bowl it'll be a good morning!.
Hurry and pick up the hickory stix!.
We got much to do!.!.!.life is short!.
What now !.!.!. there goes the phone !.!.!.
just to tell me to add more airtime!.!.

Broomstick Hilda !!!
found her body in Ramsey Park!.!.!.
she just won the big lottery!.!.!.
no relatives!.!.!.
guess the state wins!.!.!.
they say a spider bit her!.
She wasn't wearing any panties!.

Tickity tickity boom!.!.!.
I'm leaving the room!.

You cute lil vixen !!!Www@QuestionHome@Com