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Question: What say to "Snidely's Evaluation Of His Flock" Morning Pome!?
While drinking coffee at 6 a!.m!. on the front porch!.!.!.
Snidely's flock, scratching, pecking!.!.!.
Grouped under The Oak!.!.!.
Snidely flapped, eyed them all:
'Cu, Cu, Cu, Cuuuuuuuk! Screeeeeck! '
'You, You, You, You All! Speak! '
Mean Hen (not laid in a year) : 'B*stard, cluck, hawk B*stard! '
Young Bob: 'These nubs are spurs!. We gonna tangle, Snidely!
Napolean Banty Rooster, 'Bring it on! After I've groomed!.!.!.'
Big Pet, 'I'm pretty!.'
Flop-Over Rooster, 'I'll bet four bugs on Bob!.!.!.my man! '
Dead Chicken Walking, 'What hawk!? '
Skitzy Hens, 'Voices say!.!.!.lay now, hawk later!.'
Cocking an eye on the hawk diving fast, Snidely
Gurgled under the porch:
'The few, the loud, the uh, out-in-the-open!.!.!.!.
Upon evaluation of an imminent convergence of
Predator and Prey, I feel compelled to humbly offer
Mild, insignificant(for the most part) , situational
Insight:
'CORK-A-GET-YOUR-*SSES-UNDER-THE-BLOOD!.!.!.
DOUBLE-DAMN-FLAP-IT-FAST-DOODLE-IDIOTS!.!.!. ! 'Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Good morning to you!. If they could speak that is how they would sound!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
A lesson on chickens: your hens are frigid; the poor little rooster had finally attracted a nice female hawk, and was just waiting for her to land!. And, you came along and spoiled his opportunity at the only gratification he was going to have that day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I think Patricia M's got the right idea!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'll just lay down and play dead and wait for the girl hawk!.!.!.!.
She'll never know what hit her!.!.!.!.
once she samples a rooster!.!.
She'll never be the same!.
She'll be hiding under the bloody porch cause the other roosters will be after her too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
And how do we know that Mr!. Hawk wasn't just gonna take the chicken for a spin to see the land below, and not drop her in his stew pot!? Yeah, I don't believe it either!.
Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com
Good Morning!!! ,,,,Don't mock the flock,,,Snidely says
Just get your less then bloody feathers,,,,,
Ba-Blamm!!! (shotgun going off),,under here Bloody well NOW,,,,Thanks & G'mourn!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
and a most pleasant good morning to you and the DOODLE-IDIOTS
hens hearing voices,,, always wondered about that, now I knowWww@QuestionHome@Com
warning:
slippery porch!.
GM!
chickens/ Doodles!.
i love it!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
You have definitely seen a hawk after chickens!. I like the descriptions of snidely's crowed warnings!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Sometimes I feel like a skitzy hen that runs around with a flop over rooster!. Very good one!. Have a good day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I am up some times at 4:30 am to 5:00 5:00 am having my frist cup of coffee thin and i have more in the morning too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
What a flock! Hope the bloody porch isn't too bloody!
Morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com
That rooster is definitely King of the roost!
Good (wet!?) Morning to you and the animal crew!Www@QuestionHome@Com
RUN CHICKENS!!!! RUUUUUUN!
Good morning to you and the flock!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Every flock seeks shelter!. For some on Sunday morns, its crosses and beams, others choose porches! lol GM to youWww@QuestionHome@Com