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Elephonkeys
By S!. F!. Reborn
They have herds in congress,
They feed on propaganda and taxes,
Their preferred drink is brains!.
Not political brains,
Cause those are too light,
And cause indigestion, and growing pains!.
They graze on media outlets,
Newspaper articles,
Late night tv shows!.
They are born with two faces,
Two tongues,
And the ability to make their noses grow!.
The front end has tusks,
And a trunk,
Likes to speak really fast!.
The back end is strange,
Borderline insane,
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Very well said!.
Do we send them Alka Seltzer, or stable them in a barn!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Loved the poem!.One thing I have to say about the Americans you sure get all riled up when it comes election time!.We here in the north are placid!.I don't know which is worse!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Done as only you can do it, Semper!
Politicians are the best reasons for stem cell research, maybe we could grow them a brain!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ain't it the truth!.!.!.Creative and provocative!. Www@QuestionHome@Com
ahhh, gotta love the anti government poems!
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Perfection!.!.!. I love the title ! Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well said, Sermper!Www@QuestionHome@Com