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Have you participated in any interesting conversations today!?
I’m filling in for a friend on vacation!. I had the pleasure of seeing one of her patients, a resident at a local Assisted Living Facility!. She had a small lesion removed from her chest and had stitches!. I am there to clean and redress those stitches!. Mary is 92!.
Mary: How much longer do I have to keep a bandage on!?
Cyn : Until your stitches come out!.
Mary: When is that!?
Cyn : On Thursday!.
Mary: This bandage showing makes it hard to get a man, you know!. It’s hard at my age!.
Will I have a scar!?
Cyn : Maybe a small one, but it’s in a wrinkle, I don’t think you’ll be able to see it in a
Mary : The old guys don’t mind the wrinkles, but they don’t like bandages!. This is
cramping my style!.
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How I pray when I'm 92 I will be living life as fully as Mary!.!.!.
heck, forget that, I'm not living it that fully at 58!
Thanks so for sharing that with us!.
I am laughing !.!. thank you !.!.
You are showing me what I am missing,
sitting here at my desk instead of being with my lovelies at the home !
My first thought was to say no to your question as I am not allowed to chat on yahoo answers!.!.!. but your conversation did catch me well of guard!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well - sounds like Mary has found her fountain of youth!. Nothing like getting the juices flowing - than the anticipation of a good man!. Hope she uses protection ?Www@QuestionHome@Com
What a wonderful source of material you have at your disposal!. Please keep these conversations coming!.!.!.!.I'm hoping to emulate that dear lady when I too am 92, so am taking notes!.
TD: Leon , come out from behind the couch!. The bug man is coming!.
Leon: RRRROOOOWWWWWW PPPTHHH PPPTHHH!!!! HISSSS!!!!
TD: Fine!. Be that way!. I hope he shoots DDT in your eye!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
i think im still laughing
i hope im like mary when i get to be that age!.
Great read,---Fairy Tales Can Come True It Can Happen to You If You Are Young At Heart!.Go get them Mary!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
So true!. They are all so full of fun!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Thanks for the laugh and bless Mary's young heart!
(No, you can't make it up! I have a funny one too!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com
92 and still a flirt!. Does she have a curfew!? lol
I feel the same as Mary!.!.!. except with me it's not bandages!.!.!. it's fat, and it won't peel off!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Aww id say to this lovely lady you go girl- !!!she knows what she wants!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I had an interesting conversation with my twin sister yesterday!.
She and I were in the park and about to leave when I stopped and kept looking around!. We were all alone and it was about 8:00 a!.m!. Still cool enough to be comfortable before the day warmed up to what everyone else calls "beautiful", but what I call sunshine overkill!. To help you understand the conversation, I'll let you know that I pretty much belong back in the 50s and 60s!. I act like I'm Bobby Darin, own a working record player and a rotary phone, and call everyone "kid", even if they're older than me!.
Myself: I don't think people like me!. People like the novelty of me, but they don't actually like ME!.
Grace: That makes a lot of sense!.
Myself: And I don't actually have emotions!. I mean, I show emotions, but I don't actually feel them!. I can't love!. I'll never love!. You will, but I won't!.
Grace: Come on, let's go!.
Well, mine's not much of a "conversation", but yours was really funny!. God, I've had little moments like that and I think, "This moment needs to go in a book!. Someone needs to know this happened!." Thank god for people like Mary!.Www@QuestionHome@Com