Are weekends made for weddings?

Question: Are weekends made for weddings!?

“Very small sandwiches,
very small” you laugh
at her and she twists a brow
while you take three
instead of one waiting
for the “tsk tsk”
chewing the tension anticipating
the ham she dresses down
the bride spits out the groom
and you take a fourth
red winespots in your eyes
waiting for the fuzz
of indifference to tickle
the cheeks “Too young,
way too young”
and why the hell not!?
has been scratching your jaw
and finally trips on your tongue
and the scowl twists
the already twisted brow
your silence speaking for you
you contemplate a fifth
but you’re done thinking
in terms of sandwiches!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Sandwich and Bride ,,,,Full of Both,,,And Taking and Holding the Fifth,,,,,,,,Of Gentleman Jack,,,Getting Twisted,,, Silently Searching for a Sandwich,,,,Www@QuestionHome@Com

PP: Do you know why I pulled you over, Mr!. Buk!?
B: No, Sir, Officer!.
PP: I've pulled you over because there's been a report of buffet line violations!.
B: Huh!?
PP: There's also been an alleged 1217!.
B: What's an alleged 1217, Officer!?
PP: Dampening the mood!.
B: Huh!?
Mrs B: Please, Officer, don't give him a ticket!. It will be his 22nd this weekend!.
PP: Well, Mrs!. Buk, since you do have that certain, how de we say, je ne sais quoi, I will let him off with a warning!.
B: Hey!
PP: Yes, Sir!. To serve and protect!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sandwiches are just the start,bring on the real food and the music,I mean it is a wedding isn't it!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

The prosciutto and goat cheese will get smelly in polyester!. Yell "rain" and point, grab the Pinot and head for the shed!. Guccione will meet you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Buk, talking in Terms of Sandwiches,Yes !.!. Weekends are made for weddings!.!. They are perfect time for the Bride to twist her already twisted elbow and spit out the Groom !.!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thoughts that sandwiches can begin! Enjoyable and always thought provoking!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have made the tension between these two unpalatable!.

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Wedding March goes DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB for a reason!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

after 7 years (or maybe even 5) the weekends will be made for Michelob, till death do you part!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

weekends are made for MichelobWww@QuestionHome@Com

Yea, weekends are made for sandwiches but I would rather stay here and make them! lol!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

wow awesome!
!.!.and sometimes they fit in your shirt pocket!.
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mmm sandwiches!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nicely done, old timer, nicely done!. Now where is my sausage sammich you promised me for my answer!? Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wow Buk!.!.!. I'd give it a 9!.5!.!.!. Saturday Evening Post or even Reader's Digest material ! Makes me wanna be single again !Www@QuestionHome@Com

uh!.!.!.you are never done thinking in terms of sandwiches!.!.!. who are you trying to kid!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

i am glad that you wrote this!. it makes a person think about what the next step should be!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes!. Much to my misery!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Weekends were made for something!. I'm still trying to figure out what!. Nice poem Buk!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can I have a ham and cheese sammich with a side of egg salad!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

A muffeletta of meanings here!.!.!.dripping with ponder sauce!.!.!.!.on a crusty soulWww@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.i love weddings!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

my lands buk that was the best poem I've read in a long time and you did good and I'm proudl of you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'll never look at a sandwich the same ever again!.!.!.!.xWww@QuestionHome@Com