Have you seen the APB (All Poets Bulletin) about disgruntled Yidiots posting hat

Question: Have you seen the APB (All Poets Bulletin) about disgruntled Yidiots posting hate mail!?
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Have I missed something!? I should really be here more often: I want hate mail too!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dear Officer:

On behalf of the middle school of rambling poetry penners, we are pleased to accept your offer to employ all tactical solutions in apprehending these vile and despicable characters!. Rest assured you will be in our prayers as you undertake this harrowing mission!. Be brave, be strong be a PP!Www@QuestionHome@Com

TD: I have seen this!. I'm not sure how bringing it out in the open helps heal the wounds!?
PP: May we see your ID and credentials!?
TD: What did I do!?
PP: You have been on our watch list for some time now!. You seem to always be where the action is!.
TD: Huh!?
PP: Those credentials, please!.
TD: I have this journalism merit badge from the Boy Scouts!.!.!.and photography, too!.
PP: Those are good enough for Yahoo!Www@QuestionHome@Com

R: So, you're keeping an eye on things, then!?
PP: Yes ma'am!. As I told you earlier, we're top notch!.
R: Yes, you mentioned that!. How about a cup of coffee!?
PP: No thanks ma'am, I'm on duty!.
R: Oh!. Well then a beer, maybe!?
PP: OK!. but just one!. As I said, I'm on duty
R: Yes!. You mentioned that!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

E!.!.!.!.okay!. Just hand me the damn ticket and be on your way!
PP!.!.!.not so fast, madam!
E!.!.!.!.well, damn gee, mister!.!.!.can I just speed out of dodge!?
PP!.!.!.still against the laws!.!.!.
E!.!.!.!.Laws!? What LAWS on Yahoo!?
PP!.!.!.what the hell are you talking about, now!?
E!.!.!.BYE BYE!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

What do they do when the lights go off!?

They grow tall
As we get small

If I could only see what they do!.!.!.I'd pluck my eyes out!.

Add: All these police sightings today!.!.!.My cheeks hurt!.!.!.!.NOT THOSE CHEEKS, YOU SICK MOTHERSWww@QuestionHome@Com

I think I have missed something too!. I have been busy doing other things, but it's good to know I have the law on my side!.
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How to increase Love in the world towards resurrecting God and Humanity !.!.!. Its a constant battle!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I always was a sucker for a guy in a uniform!.Welcome aboard!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I've got diplomatic immunity!.

(And my Dad's the Mayor!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com

I ain't bovvered!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

And I'm Bruce Wayne!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com