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Question: Will you please rate my drama!?
Lano- I'm smart and I say clever things!. Sometimes, I even say stuff, too!.
Buk- I write and post some of my writings!.
Lano- Yeah, you think it's the best stuff EVER, in the world and everything!
Buk- I get bored so easily!.
Lano- Do you bore yourself!?
Buk- Yes!.
Lano- Well, shut up because you're dumb!
Buk- Okay!.
Lano- What!?
Buk- I'm dumb!.
Lano- You're just saying that because you're dumb!
Buk- I write stuff!.
Lano- So!?
Buk- So I like to post it and get reactions form people, good or bad!.
Lano- I write things, too!
Buk- And I react by heaving my lunch onto the keyboard!.
Lano- You and your friends are dumb!!
Buk- Okay!.
Lano- What!?
Buk- I'm hungry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Buk!.!.!.!.I'm cooking red beans and rice today (with sausage, of course), Would you like to join me later!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Remember what I said yesterday about those who engage in vitriolic when they see something they don't like!?
A mark of an insecure person, immature at best, perhaps even in age, though not necessarily!.
I don't understand why some cannot get that their attempts to insult you are only showing their own 'short comings!.' They are but cannon fodder, which is what this piece of classic literature illustrates beyond all doubt!.
Bravo Mr!. Buk, well done!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wow, I hadn't realized how hungry I was really until I read this fabulous rendition of my childrens train of thought!.!.!.!. what!? I'm hungry !.
*edit - Excuse for lame answer as follows:

Buk- I write stuff!.
Lano- So!?
Buk- So I like to post it and get reactions form people, good or bad!.

this is where my lame answer gets excused for being bad -Www@QuestionHome@Com

Buk, it took me a while to "get you" but now that I do, your messages are loud and clea!.!.!. uh, did you have any sausages left, Buk!? Anyway, as I was saying, <thank you> now I understand and heartily approve of what you are doing!. I also admire the way you communicate to Senor Lano!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

This works smacks of the early works of Agnes Nixon!. To complete it you need to have the dramatic organ music as you and Lano speak!.

I suggest if I only had a brain (ties in with the dumb theme) for your speeches and material girl for lano, both sound swell on the organ!.

YEA! I am an organ, I am thinking liver, maybe kidneyWww@QuestionHome@Com

It's different and it sounds like you're bored!. And you are not dumb and neither are your friends!. As for being hungry!. I offered you chicken pie, blueberry cake and brownies, yesterday, and you didn't bite, so you're out of luck today my friend!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Jay Lano doesn't rely as much on his own material as he used to!. He's just reading from piles of old cue-cards thrown-out from failed 70's sitcoms and retreived by his friends from the L!.A!. Recycling Center!.
Oh, wait a minute, that's Jay Leno I'm talking about!.!.!.never mind!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yum!.!.!. I like drama!. I also like Caprese, when I'm hungry!. Does hunger make me like caprese or is it the drama that makes me like stuff and things!. Well, I write dumb stuff so I'm hungry!. That's my call!.

Drama requirements:
Hero and antagonist, action between the two!.
Sometimes a tragedy, sometimes a comedy!.

Sometimes a tragic comedy!.


That is very dramatic: Torture while Interrogation!. Justice, however, is blind-folded, let's wait for the other side of the story!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm literally giving you an standing ovation!.!. I literally standing and applauding while I type this!.!. AWESOME!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Drama is great but who the hell is Lano, oh that Lano, Does he ever post anything!?

Hmmm well maybe I missed it! Cheers!

Can't check out his posts every thing is private, oh well I tried!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I can just hear the melodramatic organ in the background!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
It's no secrete storm but it is well written!.
Throw in a bastard or two and it will be gold!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Edgy, hateful and perfectly-spelled!. It's your best work yet!Www@QuestionHome@Com

i like shiny things buk!.!.!.and sometimes in that penultimate moment of revelation, they like me too!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Are you going to the kitchen!? Will you bring me a beer while you're up!?


So this is the poetry section, huh!?
I guess I was expecting a more loving environment!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hmmm, very interesting and funny!. I just said some stuff!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this!. I've read it over and over!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Pass the popcorn!.!.!. I'm on the edge of my seat here!.


A Plus!. Get some lunch, I am sure he will be back!.!.!.vanity you know!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Collect your heaved up lunch, you neva no when you might need it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.x
Oce upon a time!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.xxxxxxxxWww@QuestionHome@Com

i might be dumb but i like to have fun!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I LIKE CHEEZE!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm afraid this is all too cerebral for me!.!.!.If you want I can just take Lano down in the Jello pool for you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i think i saw this the other night on a commercial for "big brother"!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I sit in the corner while my organ gently weeps!.

I'm not worthy!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

i'm hungryWww@QuestionHome@Com

well!.!.!.laughing is good for ya!
a very funny write Buk!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I give it 10 stars downWww@QuestionHome@Com