Good morning! Welcome to a special edition of The Buk Show! Today's poetry e

Question: Good morning! Welcome to a special edition of The Buk Show! Today's poetry expert is!.!.!.TD Euwaite?!!!!?

Buk- You brought wine, how nice!.
TD?- Your meter is off!.
Buk- It was one sentence!
TD?- Do you ever water these plants!?
Buk- Plants!? What plants!?
TD?- Over there, in the denim pot!.
Buk- Oh, that's just a pair of pants I'm afraid to touch!. Not sure about the green stuff!.
TD?- *gagging*
Buk- I want a poem! I demand it!
TD?- Stop it, you're embarassing me!.
Buk- I know one! There once was a man from Nan-
TD?- Spare us the details!.
Buk- How's things in the book world!?
TD?- Eventually, we're looking at sales in the millions!.
Buk- *blank stare*
TD?- *not flinching*
Buk- We're gonna need more wine!.
TD?- And a really cool typeset!.
Buk- I'll get the glasses!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

The post-fight interview!.!.!.

Howard Cosell: "That was a pretty smart fighter you took on tonight!. Tell us, TD, tell the world!.!.!.how!.!.!.how did you do it!?"
TD: "Yea, he's pretty smart, alright!. While he was busy thinking, I was busy hitting him!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

Which once again proves that poetic inspiration can be found in the strangest places ( Though a pair of moldy,possibly bug infested pair of pants is pushing it )!.
Combine wine and poetry they go well together, in imperial China in the late Tang it was considered vital for a poet to hit the stuff seriously!. A commendable attitude leading to some great poetry along the way as Li Po and Tu Fu prove beyond doubt!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wow, funny dialogue! Loved the "blank stare" and "not flinching', cracked me up!

Poetry BEFORE wine; alphabetically and aesthetically!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Buk you never cease to make me laugh!! Now if you had invited me, you wouldn't get this hassle!. Well, maybe about the pants with the green stuff!.
But the wine is a nice touch! Www@QuestionHome@Com

I loved "your meter is off"
followed by the "blank stare"!.!.!."not flinching"
I'm still laughing!

And I hope you guys laugh all the way to the bank!.

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Thats pure Wild Turkey talking and I dont like it one bit! I seen you lookin at my brother husband daughter sister and all that fancy pretty talking aint goin to get you nowhere!.

Lets fins some bearcats!.!.!.mmmmmWww@QuestionHome@Com

Wine, with the screw top!.
In a brown bag with a straw!.
Helps me remember the good old days when I had a job and a home plus did not live out of an abandoned railroad carWww@QuestionHome@Com

LOL!.!.!.!. I think you have a decent meter!. OK, I just realized there is virtually no way for me to comment on your meter that doesn't sound all kinds of "Brokeback Mountainish!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

Moonshine and music!
Or liquor and laughter!Www@QuestionHome@Com

well, you know me!.!.!. i'd take wine any day over poetry!.!.!.ah heck!.!. i'd take most anything over poetry!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wine

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Very funny!. And at least about DEKA 3--TRUE!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

rum and poetry!.!.!.nice Buk!.!.thankyou!.!.I love the Buk shows too!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can I join you if I promise not to move the pants!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too early for wine,bring more coffee!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good show Buk!. I'll take bothWww@QuestionHome@Com

Lots of wine!. Can we put the pants in that nice plastic grocery bag!? Here, try this lovely kilt on!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can't I have both!? Love your shows Buk!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love your shows, you are so funnyWww@QuestionHome@Com

WineWww@QuestionHome@Com

A truly class act!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Drinking wine while reading poetry!

I love it Buk!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
glad I found you again!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I got to smoke a joint now for sure!. I will take the wine cause it turns me into a poet!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Vodka and the rest of the Nantucket limerick please!. <g>Www@QuestionHome@Com

this was worth the price of the ticket!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wow I didn't know TD was so famous!. Did I mention one of my contacts knows someone who is a contact of TD!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

ROFL !
what is the first thing I see this morning!? This and all the comments !
Way to start my day!.!.!.
Thanks !Www@QuestionHome@Com

Jolly good show old chap! Keep them coming!. poetry in motionWww@QuestionHome@Com

Morning poetry and a really good typeset!.Why on earth are your pants green!?If I may ask!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

wine pleaseWww@QuestionHome@Com

too bad i can't write poems or i would hang out with you moreWww@QuestionHome@Com