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Question: Do you like silly poems!?
An Ode to On-line Dating
by Jonni F

Surfing the web,
late one night
I came across
a curious site!.

"We'll hook you up,
We'll find your mate-
fill out this form,
then simply wait"

How tall are you!?
Do you go to church!?
What do you like!?
Now just hit search!.!.!.

The perfect soul mates
came on line!.
First Bigbad Dick!.!.
(now, he was fine)!.

Then came Joe, then Sam, then Mike,
I told them all to take a hike!.
Then Jack and Greg and Al and Bob,
(too bad that no one had a job)

Refreshed the screen,
hit search again,
just look at this display of men!
Don't think I want one more repeat,
so maybe, I'll just hit "delete"!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
A great pen, refreshing and all to true! Have you tried E Harmony though, they claim to match the best! lol Www@QuestionHome@Com

A very funny poem, well-written!. The Internet is the contemporary bar!. In both places, searchers must be wary!.

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Wow, you are so!.!.!.oo creative n brilliant!. You poem is so practical n refreshing!. I like it!. Hope you could write some more!.!.!. thanks!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is hilarious!
I would never have the guts to do an on-line dating service!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you're a really good poet/ writer , you should thinnk of writing short stories for children!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

hahaha! Very funny!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

not very respectful
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Beeeutiful ! Well put, and funny as the naked truth 'd be!. Missed Ur poems, Jonnie!. Nice to have U back!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good plan, good writing!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

you are fantastic poet
that one just got laugh on my face
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