Without pompous grandstanding, sans salivating over your attention, would you pl

Question: Without pompous grandstanding, sans salivating over your attention, would you please review my latest work!?

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THE TROPHY WIFE

I’m not sure if your head still
matches the décor of this room!.
I’ve changed the chain you hung from,
You did look like a lamp, before!.

I don’t know!.!.!.
Maybe if I fix your hair a little!.

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!.!.!.!.!.!.not sure if I should laugh or scream!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am not amazed to see how the terraforming has progressed on Mars, yet it is remarkable that even from my far flung clime I can see what appears to be a green eye peering back at me!.!.!.Emperor, Mars is cold, you really should give up running about in this fashion!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You might consider changing the decor of the room to enhance the value of its prize trophy!.

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I'm glad to see folks in silly moods today!
Very refreshing!.

She needs one of granny's lace shawls!. That oughta do it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Try changing the hair color and a new style!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Shades of the Stepford Wives!. I guess that idea just intrigues the guys!. ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Maybe on the other side if the room!? Perhaps!.!.!.!.!.!.!.in a different light!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Now I remember why I divorced the last one!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

hehehe!.!.!.nice work indeed!.!.!.!Www@QuestionHome@Com