Hey please send poems like:
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of water
I don't know what they did up there
But now they have a daughter!!
Like based on a childrens ryme!. ThanksWww@QuestionHome@Com
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Jack and Jill went up the Hill To fetch a pail of water I don't know what they did up there But now they have a daughter!! Like based on a childrens ryme!. ThanksWww@QuestionHome@Com Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb Boy, I'd love to see her bare!! Mary had a little lamb She kept it fat and plastered When the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard! Mary had a little lamb It's fleece as black as charcoal and when you tickle under his chin, Flames come out his!.!.!. *cough* nose Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead and now everyday she brings it to school In between her bread!. Jack and Jill went up the hill To smoke a little Marijuana Jack got high and dropped his fly and said to Jill, "Do you wanna!?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress And then they had some fun Silly Jill forgot her pill And now they have a son!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water Things got pretty hot up there and soon they had a daughter Jill was always telling him that she was on the pill But she hadn't taken it the night before the hill Jill's dad got really mad and went to buy a gun But Jack and Jill had stole his car and the three are on the run It's getting pretty hard for them no money for the gas And now he's hearing rumors there's a bounty on his *** Now Jack is young and full of it so he has no fear But that could soon be changing with that cop upon his rear So he yells to Jill to hold on tight as they go down this dip Then he gave a turn around a curve and gave that cop the slip Jill yells out that with that move now you don't seem so caring And you'd better get me somewhere soon, cause she wet what she is wearing Then Jack yells out that it's her fault, that it has turned to this Cause she had always promised him that no pill she'd miss Then Jill told Jack you know us women always want a baby Jack you never told me no, remember you said maybe Then Jill told Jack that it is time for both of them to leave Cause as this child gets older Jack, she looks like your friend Steve Www@QuestionHome@Com There are too many kids in this tub There are too many elbows to scrub I just washed a behind That I'm sure wasn't mine There are too many kids in this tubWww@QuestionHome@Com |