A Poem - Home Ownership - A pleasure or not?

Question: A Poem - Home Ownership - A pleasure or not!?

Upstairs leaks
Ceiling speaks
Tiles cracking
Floors slacking
Chimney felling
Furnace yelling
Door stuck
Alarm amuck
Lights faded
Eyes jaded
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Packed our bags and away we scurried
Then we waited and we worried

Returning to find nothing left of our home
There's no more reason to finish this poem

Home Ownership - A pleasure or not!?
Ehhhh, not so much!.

8041Claiborne Drive
Jefferson, Lousiana
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floors a creaking
doors a squeaking
faucets a leaking
toilets a reeking

girlfriends a streaking
she's not speaking
she's a shrieking
she's a freaking

I start a tweaking
Behind me she's peeking
she starts critiquing
as I start a sneaking

to the local pub,
where I'll be a drinking

!.!.!.and you wonder why things don't get fixed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ha---ha---ha!. My family is in the construction!.!.!.we ask for this pain!. Why, I don't know, but I understand all to well and commiserate!. My smoke alarm's on the fritz again too!.!.!.I might have time to fix it if I weren't helping fix everybody elses!.

Pleasures, pains, so easily intertwined!. Thanks, Marguerite!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My husband and I are currently working on fixing our 88 year old house!. 2500 square foot of bad design choices, outdated fixtures and leaky faucets!! And I just began school as an Interior Design major!.!.!.!.looks like I'll be dealing with this for the rest of my life! Hehe, I enjoy it though!. There is nothing like giving life back to an old house!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ah, yes, and tax and ins!. rise from year to year, and yard to keep,
etc!. etc!. and one is not what they use to be, family, neighbors, friends
move on, one asks, should I stay here!?

Your poem is of interesting thought, to life and change!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Great poem and I can sympathize!. If I wrote a poem about everything wrong with my house is would go on for pages!. I know the problems are not fun, but the poem was a joy to read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The Neonman can fix all things squeaky!. For anything else he uses silcone! 50 year guarantee on that! Now, suck it up, this is part of your American Dream! Leave the poem though, it is good!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

and the answer is!.!.!.DUCT TAPE!.
Amazing what I have repaired with this miracle stuff, that and WD40!
Very funny/all too true poem!
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Mi casa es su casa!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Okay, okay you've written about my home--now try one about yours!.

Enjoyable read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Tell me about it!

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it's cleverWww@QuestionHome@Com

wow i really your poem!
its soo different!!
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i love it!Www@QuestionHome@Com