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Question: What would you do if you were left at the dock!? (Hydropro limerick)!?
I once hit the road a running
headed down the asphalt humming
I was on vacation
there was a complication
HP sailed, forgetting I was coming!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I sailed because I had to get away
How long I just can not say
But when I return
Your favor I'll earn
Beers on me each and every dayWww@QuestionHome@Com

HP is no sailor
HP is no tailor
a company
among many
Hydropro a sailor

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Hi Ho, Hi Ho, I whistle as he
sails away, I shall find a
playmate that remembers me,
even if I'm too late to be a mate
of his on seas too far away to
reach by swim!.
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Forgive me for being rude, but this sounds like you're s*hit out of luck!. Tents are on sale, go camping!. The boat was doomed anyway!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am sure there was a misunderstanding
HP would never leave the landing
Without his pal Bob
HP's not a snob
I can see the two of you commanding !.!.!. Bon Voyage!Www@QuestionHome@Com

HP said he just couldn't wait
You were making him late for a date
He pulled from the dock
Said this is a crock
Left you in the hands of fateWww@QuestionHome@Com

well done, sir, well done indeed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com