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Question: Tell me the rules again!?
Too many
rules
t
o
foll-
ow, my head is constantly throbbing with pretention and muddled
meter or metre or feet or defeat
or
A HAM SANDWICH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
when I get anxiou-
s about
doing things correctly!. So,
so!.
so- here is my
question>>>>(Can I borrow $5!?)>>>>>
buried in a heap of
hizzle-pie!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Thus spake
also sprach
a Query voiced
Found buried
deep
in hizzle pie

Nonetheless
a Query voiced
Thus spoken
also spaked
Deserves
an Answer
regarding the 500 cents of Loose Change

Can'st thou not read
My lips
Clearly they form
Like petals of daffodillies
A firm resounding >>>>>>>>N
Followed with alacrity
By an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OWww@QuestionHome@Com

As bad as my back is burning right now, this made me laugh out loud!.
I so agree Buk, just what are the danged rules anyway!.!.sigh!. If I want to express myself a certain way, does it really matter if it follows iambic manometer or whatever the hell that is called!? Didn't e!.e!.cummings get crapped on for using no caps!.!.!.but now is considered 'prime example of poetry' or sumtin!.!.!.hell, read Billy Shakespeare today and watch eyes glaze o'er!. yet I hold back because I worry so!.!.!.{shaking head mournfully}


No you can't borrow 5 bucks, ya still owe me from a month ago ya whelcher!.!.
;)Www@QuestionHome@Com

As my deceased Uncle would say,"If your going to something once expect it all the time!." I would take this in consideration before I give Five dollars to anyone! I would no doubt say," Here brother take the money and tell me when it ends!." I figure if you really needed it and took pride to ask me I could do this one time!. I wouldn't embarrass someone with saying no to a measy five dollars!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I doubt there is any air of pretension floating around your head Buk!. Although I know you are a man of genius, I don't see you as one who flaunts it to others !.!. But I'll make you a ham sandwich with some fresh tomato if you'll lend me that $5!.00!.!.I'll even throw in some fresh, homemade pickles!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

It would be easier to tell you what you can do instead of what you can't!. The list would be much shorter!. You can have $5 to buy a ham sandwich if you buy me one too while you are there!. Don't take my money and run now!. LOL!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I hate all the rules, guess that's why I stay here in my comfort zone!. I don't have any money to loan ya, but hey, I have ham, turkey, salami, roast beef!. I can make you a hell of a sandwich or two!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why sure you can!. You have to come to my mountain to get it though!. Just watch old man Stone down the road!. He likes to bring out his shotgun!. Ya still want to come for it/ LMFAOWww@QuestionHome@Com

The rules are listed under the community guidlines!.
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/info/community_!.!.!.

Yes, you can borrow $5 as long as I get it back by the end of the month!.!.!.rent is due the 1st ya know!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sure i got that already wrapped in pennies left around the house!.Its buried in dust but i can blow the copper heads off and gladly hand em to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My oldest brother had a comedy record, "Stan Freburg presents the Unites States of America!"!.!.!.way before Monty Python!.!.

"Seventy Five Cents for a Tuna Salad Sandwich!!?!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

EXACTLY!!!!

Ya took the words right out of my mouth!
I regret EVER asking about meter and stuff
cause now I'm afraid to talk anymore!.!.!.!.defeated
by metre!.!.!.!.so I'll eat a ham sammich instead!.

maWww@QuestionHome@Com

Just when you think you found a way around them!.!.!.!.!.!.it seems as though they change!.

Yes you can borrow 5 buks!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I hear you!. I've been struggling with meter all week!. I could maybe spot you a HAM ON RYE!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you can have the 5!.!.
just don't tell me where you bury it!Www@QuestionHome@Com

if you take that curler and brush out of billy's hair i will GIVE you the five dollars!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Great I love hizzle pie!. (sure)Www@QuestionHome@Com

what pome talking about!? me think you impressed self!. go try learn grammar!. pome make me head hurt, to!. not good!. Www@QuestionHome@Com