Do you know any amusing Limerick's ?

Question: Do you know any amusing Limerick's !?

I thought it would be fun to read some amusing limericks!. I know one or two, but I bet there are lots more!.
The one that makes me laugh the most will definitely win!.
X :-) Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

A surgeon of some imprecision
Decided on self circumcision,
A slip of the knife,
"Oh dear!" said his wife,
Our sex life will need some revision!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There was a young man from Peru
who found he had nothing to do
so he sat on the stairs
and counted his hairs
and found he had 72

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comicalWww@QuestionHome@Com

Ther was a young woman from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
Her **** were aflower
And her fanny all covered in weeds!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The Bishop of Sodor and Man
Wrote poetry that didn't scan!.
It all worked out fine
Till he reached the last line
Then he always found he had too many syllables and it didn't rhyme either!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There was a young maiden from Kew
Who smeared her vagina with glue
She thought :" If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too"Www@QuestionHome@Com

There once was a woman from Eeling
who had a very perculier feeling
So she layed on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling! XDWww@QuestionHome@Com

There was a young lady from Venus
Who's body was shaped like a !.!.!.!.penisWww@QuestionHome@Com