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Question: Go on!. Have a laugh at this poem!?
ANDY PANDY !?

He's bald, he's dense, he's got no sense,
he simply doesn't have a clue!.
There's no pretense, don't take offence,
I'm merely giving him his due!.

He's none too bright, but that's all right,
he doesn't realise he's thick!.
Can't talk the talk or walk the walk,
and everybody takes the 'mick'!.

If there's a prize for churlish cries,
he'd win hands down and that's for sure!.
Don't close your eyes, there's no disguise -
stupidity you cannot cure!.

You know he's gay, is what they say,
but that's all right, don't bother me!.
He's only gay just for the pay
(he ain't the 'him', he plays the 'she')!.

It's such a shame, he's not to blame,
pick someone else and say 'twas THEM!.
His mind is lame, but what's his name!?
The one and only ANDREW M!. (!?)Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Thank you, I enjoyed having a laugh!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I was prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you really have gone too far now!.

I've a good mind to report you!.!.!.!.!.not particularly because you are being as unpleasant as it is possible to be, but for your sexist comments!. I cannot understand why you choose to use homosexuality as an epithet!.!.!.!.!.now, is it perhaps because you are!.!.!.!.

GoodbyeWww@QuestionHome@Com

Your poem sucks and you really should go on another site as it's embarrassing just reading it!.Learn from others who really can write poetry on here!.PS I seen your rantings to others and you need to take a breath and learn to love others!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The LONELY -LITTLE -LOSER- wrote something that any 3rd grader with a brain hemorrhage could ,,,For what could I say The -LONELY-LITTLE-LOSER--is still a
LOSER,,,,As I told you before These words are Yours and Yours alone !.!.For you are ,,,,,,,,,,
THE -LONELY -- LITTLE -- LOSER --Remember these words ,,,,,,For they will ALWAYS be YOURS ,,,LOSER
THE -- LONELY -- LITTLE -- LOSER
Have a nice day ,,,,,,,,,,,,LOSERWww@QuestionHome@Com

Oh! Quite a funny poem-this I must say
It does tickle me so
And makes me go haha hehe
But still how do I know
If Andrew really deserves this
Or if he’s really gay
So until you clarify that he is
For your soul I pray!.
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Ad hominem attacks and homophobic remarks truly disgust me!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

What the !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. _ _ _ _!Www@QuestionHome@Com

hahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha




loolWww@QuestionHome@Com

Ha!.!. Ha!.!.!. He!.!.!. He!.!.!. Hee!.!.!. Hee!.!.!.!. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. :-DWww@QuestionHome@Com

LOL

Nice one dudeWww@QuestionHome@Com

Yep!.!.that is well writen!.!.Is he or she your friend!? hee heeWww@QuestionHome@Com

lol!Www@QuestionHome@Com

this is random!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I suppose if I knew who Andrew M was this might be amusing!.!.!.what was your question btw!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cami, He doesn`t know what real Love Is ,This Is why he treats people so poorly!. He has to feel bigger and better than everyone!. It`s very sad!.
Let him go on his way!. The poor thing probably cries himself to sleep every night!. He has no friends or family!. Instead of doing the smart thing by making friends with us,he would rather make us look bad so he can look good!. Don`t waste your time on him!. Sooner or later these type of people end up In jail!. Then they hang themselves In their cells!.
The more you talk the more we see who you really are!. Have fun In jail because they are coming for you!.

I have already reported him!. So If everyone will do It maybe
we can get rid of him and his child like behavior!. But what do you expect from someone entering the first grade!.Www@QuestionHome@Com