Do you have a cat with delusions of David Attenborough?

Question: Do you have a cat with delusions of David Attenborough!?

Feline observations on nature
by C!.S!. Scotkin

Gracie calls me to the window
turns to me and says,
“there’s a squirrel
playing chicken
in the middle of the road”
“I want to egg him on
but I also want the toad
sitting next to the squirrel
in the middle of the road”Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

You sure the squirrel wasn't filming a Geico commercial!? I never quite got how they trained them to do the little hand slap things!.!.!.maybe that's why the toad!.!.!.I'm so confused!.

But, I do envy Gracie the lounge time in the window!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sounds like the road presents a variable smorgasbord of delectable edibles!. Gracie must be prevented (or informed) about the possibility of "flat" things that also can appear on the road!. I hope she is not in danger!. I worry about animals and roads ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thankfully it wasn't a dead skunk in the middle of the road!.
"Toad in the Hole" !? eggs !? (I have lot of punctuation yes ok) Is Gracie hungry!?

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My (mostly) feral cats are all delusional!. But then, it's been my observation that most cats ARE delusional sometimes!.

May I borrow your squirrel!? We, alas, unfortunately have none!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too cute! Squirrels playing chicken!.!.!.Why do they do that, anyway!?
Good morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com

my cat has delusions all right!.!.!.he thinks he owns the house, me and all my belongings!. id love to meet your Gracie! fun read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com