Which is worse, my robot or my poem?

Question: Which is worse, my robot or my poem!?

Sillier and sillier (second attempt)!.!.!.

There is no robot quite so fine
As is my R9009;
It always picks the perfect wine,
Whate'er upon you choose to dine,
For it has two giant tweezers
That can lift Nebuchadnezzars!.
(My robot's better still on Mars
Where it can hoist two Balthazars!.)
But as it never swirled nor sniffed,
A fork-lift is as smart a gift!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Does it shake!?
Does it stir!?
Is it a him!?
Or a her!?

Funny little poem!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I like your poem, it reminded me one of Leopoldo Marechal, an Argentinian writer!.

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Nebuchadnezzars and Balthazars in the same poem is a poem with possibilities!. lol Silly flows well to me as I read! Quite a change from Satan!. I like!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

your poem and your robot are both amazing!. i think i'm getting a bit teary!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i loved it! being in the wine industry, ive never seen those terms used quite so playfully!. although ive tasted wines that weren't fit for robots!Www@QuestionHome@Com