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Question: So, how are your tongues this morning!?
Let's have some fun, maybe!?

Warm Up
The Cantor tries to recant
the cant he just delivered
but he can’t just cant
he has to recant the cant

Top of Some Inning

Bird, spurred, flew to third
However it was the third and
the word was heard on third
to rid that “turd,” the bird!

Grand Finale

The mouse ran up the blouse
of the spouse of the man
in the house!. Eeks the spouse
screamed, rid me of this mouse!
The louse, this mouse has entered
my blouse!.
So the man, who’s spouse had
the mouse in her blouse did douse the
louse but also the blouse which
made the spouse call the man of the
spouse, a louse… a four letter louse!Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Those are some of the best tongue twisters I have ever read!. I especially love (I do mean love) that Grand Finale!. What fun and clever use of rhyme!. Excellent job!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

hahahaha!! marvellous Neon! marvellous! you gave a wonderful treat!
treat, treat, this treat of beats
have me bleat from my seat,
and free from heat, to greet
dear Neon with feet by feet
a rhyme, before i retreat!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yabba dabba doo! Och Aye tha noo! Neonman's filament is fizzling!

And this just made my brain explode, so I have to sleep now!. It's been a long day!. GN

PS In the famous tongue of John MacEnroe "you CANNOT be serious!" ROFLMAOWww@QuestionHome@Com

You a little bit funny--now everybody funny too!.
Oh, to answer the question: It's just fine now that it's had a good workout!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hilarious!. I loved that!. Thanks for making a dreary work day a little more pleasant!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

LoL, LoL, you need no warm up! ever! warm up sounds like a left over from yesterday!.
The mouse! eek! scream!.
Kudos!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have just become aware of the fact that I can laugh hysterically with my tongue tied in a knot! Thank you for the fun!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

LOL - tres funny!. I love the Grand Finale!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Hi!",
Well that was funny!. You made my morning all teary and you made my evening all giggly!.

WELL DONE!
Cheers : )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Is it possible to get a cramp in your tongue because I think I just got one!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Somehow, I feel guilty for this!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

HA! You have been in the fridge WAY too early this morning!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I loved it !!!!

What the world needs is more genuine laughter and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you have left me laughing!. Thanks!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i love your work neon!.!.!.can you do one with "cad"!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com