Barry, you're my final hope
Of finding out the true Straight Dope!
For I have been reading Schroedinger's cat
But none of my cats are at all Democrat!.
This unusual animal (so it is said)
Is simultaneously live and then dead!
What I don't understand is just why he
Can't be one or other, unquestionably!.
My future now hangs between heaven and hell!.
You said Surge won't work & now you won't tell!.
If you understand, Barry, then show me the way
And rescue my psyche from quantum decay!.
But if this Paradox has perplexed even you,
Then I will and won't see you in Schroedinger's zoo!.Www@QuestionHome@Com