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Question: My Limerick See what you think!?
There was once a blind man called Dale
Who couldn't read without braille
Whilst reading one day
He felt the wrong way
Self abused and got 8 months in jail!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Ha ha! Still can't quite beat my favourite though:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose c**k was so long he could suck it
As he came down his chin,
He said with a grin,
'If my ear were a c***t, I could f**k it!'

I think it's the perfect combination of wit and foul language, and because I have a posh English accent, it's unexpected when I recite it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com