There was once a blind man called Dale
Who couldn't read without braille
Whilst reading one day
He felt the wrong way
Self abused and got 8 months in jail!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
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Who couldn't read without braille Whilst reading one day He felt the wrong way Self abused and got 8 months in jail!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Ha ha! Still can't quite beat my favourite though: There once was a man from Nantucket Whose c**k was so long he could suck it As he came down his chin, He said with a grin, 'If my ear were a c***t, I could f**k it!' I think it's the perfect combination of wit and foul language, and because I have a posh English accent, it's unexpected when I recite it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com |